8mm Madaukai Madaidaici Da Kuma Farji

An fahimta sosai a cikin waɗannan zamani na yau da kullun cewa gayyatar wani akan "kallon Netflix da sanyi" gayyata ne don jima'i. Kuma da “yaduwar fahimta” ina nufin akwai a San Ka Meme shigarwa don shi.

Amma tun kafin Netflix, tun kafin DVD, jahannama, tun kafin ma VCRs sanya shi a cikin kowane gida, akwai masu ban tsoro masu ban tsoro waɗanda ke aiki kan kammala manufar. Nayi alƙawarin cewa mujallar batsa ta Denmark a 1982 inda na sami waɗannan hotunan ba ƙirƙirar ra'ayin jan hankalin mace zuwa gidanka ba ta hanyar alƙawarin nuna mata wasu finafinai masu datti! Ba ma kusa. Amma da farin ciki na yarda da cewa “madaukai batsa da tsuliya jima'i”Ba sauti kamar yadda karashan kamar yadda “Netflix da sanyi”…

Abin farin ga Yakubu, "Yaushe za ku zo ku ga wasu fina-finai na shuɗi?" ya kasance cikakke sosai ga Camilla, aƙalla a cikin mashayacin batsa-wanda ya sami sa'a! - sha a. Domin ita ko kyaftawar ido ba ta yi ba. “Daga baya fa?” Yaya game da shi, hakika!

Wannan karamin rubutun yana gaya muku komai game da yadda sauran labarin ke tafiya. Ka yi tunanin jin wannan jumla a cikin babbar muryar mai ba da labari game da yanayi: “A lokacin ne Camilla ya gano halin da yake ciki game da yan matan banza... "

A ra'ayina shine, idan kuna da sha'awar jima'i irin wannan kuma kuna da niyyar bayyana shi a ranar farko, akwai hanyoyi mafi munin da zaku fitar dashi a fili fiye da nunawa matar wasu kyawawan raunin batsa wanda kamu da hankali shine tauraruwa. Idan ta karɓi jakarta ta bugi ƙofar, da kyau, aƙalla dai ba ku ɓata lokaci da yawa ba. Amma idan a wani bangaren ta fara fara'a tare da kai, kamar Camilla anan? Jama'a, alamomin 'ya'yan itace masu dadi a cikin mashin din ku sun jeru kuma kuna buga jackpot!

Wannan hoton na gaba yana nuna wani irin rabin mahaukacin murmushi kamar yadda Camilla ta bawa Yakubu aikin hannu. Gabatarwa ne kawai, amma wannan murmushin yana nuna sha'awarta. Tabbas, wannan murmushin mai cike da annashuwa shine yasa nake rubutu game da wannan batsa ta 8mm-da-anal. A ƙasa da murmushi, zamu iya ganin cewa fuskarta ko jikinta ba haƙiƙa kyakkyawa bane, magana ce ta al'ada. Abin da ke sayar da shi - abin da ke sayarwa ta, a cikin wannan duka harbi - shine ɗiminta da sha'awar jima'i. Zai yiwu a sami wasu samari ‘yan samari wadanda ba su gano hakan ba tukuna, amma ina ganin duk namijin da ya haura shekara arba’in ya sani: ba abin da ke sa mace kyakkyawa kamar fuskar da ke haskakawa yayin da take tunanin lalata da kai!

Bayan haka yana da jerin al'ada-don-da-lokaci-dubura hotunan jima'i na dubura. Ina mamakin yanzu, a cikin 2018, a hanyar da darektan ya sanya ta riƙe leɓunanta na farji baya don kamara a kowane harbi. Menene ma ma'anar, lokacin tsuliya jima'i ya batun harbe-harben? Amma akwai.

Saboda ni goro ne don abubuwan girbin, ba zan iya taimaka wajan jin daɗin ratoran girgizar batirin da take amfani da shi ba. Sauri daya, hayaniya, filastik yanki-na-abin banza jima'i abin wasa! Amma har yanzu, abin mamakin ci gaba a cikin 1982 don nuna tauraruwar mata na harbi a dubura tare da kayan aiki don ƙarfafa ƙirarta. Yawancin lokaci, manufar ita ce kawai tana yin sihiri ne kawai daga ni'ima mai ratsa jiki, wanda yake… To, bari dai kawai in kira shi “wanda ba kasafai yake faruwa ba” don kar in sami wasika.

Bayan wannan, yana samun motsa jiki. Amma tana da kyau ƙwarai: ba ta taɓa rasa ma'auninta ko ta bar kyamara ta manta da abin da ke cikin farjinta ba!

Ina fatan kun ji daɗin chillin 'tare da wannan farkon-80s batsa tsuliya-batsa. Mutum ne kawai, majigin fim din sa, madaukai na batsa, da kuma sabar sada zumuntarsa ​​daga ƙasa a mashaya. Menene ba so?