8mm Madaukai Madaidaici Da Kuma Farji
An fahimci ko'ina a cikin waɗannan lokutan zamani cewa gayyatar wani don "kallan Netflix da sanyi" gayyata ce ta jima'i. Kuma ta “fahimta sosai” ina nufin akwai a San Ka Meme shigarwa don shi.
Amma tun kafin Netflix, tun kafin DVD, jahannama, tun kafin ma VCRs sanya shi a cikin kowane gida, akwai ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙwaƙƙwaro waɗanda ke aiki don kammala manufar. Na yi alkawari cewa mujallar batsa ta 1982 na Danish inda na sami waɗannan hotunan ba su ƙirƙira ra'ayi na yaudarar mace zuwa gidan ku don yin jima'i ba ta hanyar yin alkawarin nuna mata wasu fina-finai masu ƙazanta! Ba ma kusa ba. Amma na yarda da fara'a cewa " madaukakan batsa da tsuliya jima'i”Ba sauti kamar yadda karashan kamar yadda “Netflix da sanyi”…
An yi sa'a ga Yakubu, "Yaushe za ku zo ku ga wasu fina-finai na blue?" ya kasance mai santsi sosai ga Camilla, aƙalla a cikin mashaya-fantasy na batsa wanda ya - bastard mai sa'a! - sha a. Domin ko lumshe ido bata yi ba. "Anjima fa?" Yaya game da shi, hakika!
Wannan ɗan ƙaramin rubutun ya gaya muku komai game da yadda sauran labarin ke gudana. Ka yi tunanin jin wannan jumla a cikin zurfin muryar mai ba da labari-takardu: "A lokacin ne Camilla ta gano game da sha'awar sa. yan matan banza... "
Ka'idar ta ita ce, idan kuna da sha'awar jima'i irin wannan kuma kuna da niyyar bayyana shi a kwanan wata na farko, akwai mafi munin hanyoyin da za ku iya fitar da shi a fili fiye da nunawa uwargidan wasu kyawawan batsa na raunchy wanda ku sha'awa shine tauraro. Idan ta d'auki jakarta ta bugi k'ofar, to ko kadan ba ka bata lokacinta da yawa ba. Amma idan a gefe guda ta fara fara magana da ku, kamar Camilla a nan? Jama'a, alamun 'ya'yan itace masu daɗi a cikin injin ɗinku sun yi layi kuma kuna buga jackpot!
Wannan hoto na gaba yana nuna wani nau'in murmushin hauka kamar yadda Camilla ta baiwa Yakubu aikin hannu. Wasan gaba ne kawai, amma wannan murmushin yana nuna sha'awarta. Tabbas, wannan murmushin sha'awa shine dalilin da yasa nake rubutu game da wannan batsa na 8mm-da-tsara. A ƙasan murmushi, za mu iya ganin cewa fuskarta ko jikinta ba kyakkyawa ba ne, a al'ada. Abin da ke sayar da shi - abin da ke sayarwa ta, a cikin wannan duka harbi - shine ɗiminta da sha'awar jima'i. Zai yiwu a sami wasu samari ‘yan samari wadanda ba su gano hakan ba tukuna, amma ina ganin duk namijin da ya haura shekara arba’in ya sani: ba abin da ke sa mace kyakkyawa kamar fuskar da ke haskakawa yayin da take tunanin lalata da kai!
Bayan haka jerin hotunan jima'i ne na al'ada-na-lokaci. Ina mamakin yanzu, a cikin 2018, a yadda daraktan ya sanya ta rike lebban farji baya ga kyamara a kowane harbi. Menene ma batun, yaushe tsuliya jima'i jigon harbin ne? Amma akwai shi.
Saboda ni goro ne don abubuwan girbin, ba zan iya taimaka wajan jin daɗin ratoran girgizar batirin da take amfani da shi ba. Sauri daya, hayaniya, filastik yanki-na-abin banza jima'i abin wasa! Amma har yanzu, abin mamakin ci gaba a cikin 1982 don nuna tauraruwar mata na harbi a dubura tare da kayan aiki don ƙarfafa ƙirarta. Yawancin lokaci, manufar ita ce kawai tana yin sihiri ne kawai daga ni'ima mai ratsa jiki, wanda yake… To, bari dai kawai in kira shi “wanda ba kasafai yake faruwa ba” don kar in sami wasika.
Bayan wannan, yana samun motsa jiki. Amma tana da kyau sosai: ba za ta taɓa rasa ma'auni ba ko bari kyamara ta rasa ganin cikin farjinta!
Ina fatan kun ji daɗin chillin' tare da wannan batsa na farkon-80s na batsa. Mutum ne kawai, na'urar wasan kwaikwayo na fim, madaukai na batsa, da sabar sa ta abokantaka daga ƙasa a mashaya. Me ba za a so ba?
