Za'a ci gaba da Bugawa har sai Moabi'a ta inganta

Hoton da ke sama katin ɗan gaishe gaishe ne na Jamusanci na Sabuwar Shekara, aƙalla shekara 100. A cewar Spanking Blog, inda na sami wannan, rubutun Jamus ya nuna cewa tana da “harshen ƙiyayya” don haka mijinta yana jin kamar yana “gidan banza don masu shan gulma.” Amma ba komai saboda doke mata gindi a akai-akai yana kiyaye fatarta "ƙarfi kuma kyakkyawa mai kyau." Ha, ha, abin ban dariya, Barka da Sabuwar Shekara! (Wannan shine abin da yake faɗi a ƙasan katin, a zahiri.) Duba Neujahr!

2018 ya rage saura 'yan kwanaki. Me ya sa nake nuna kati mai ban mamaki na bugun mata (wanda ya kamata ya kasance) funny) a saman shafin yanar gizo game da batsa?

Da kyau, ɗayan jigogi masu gudana a cikin labaran 2017 a Amurka shine babban daidaitawa a fahimtar mu na yarda da jama'a. Wannan bai taɓa masana'antar batsa ba sosai - riƙe wannan tunanin, Zan dawo gare shi - a cikin 2017; amma ya girgiza masana'antar nishaɗi ta yau da kullun zuwa tushen ta, da yawancin siyasa da masana'antu ban da. Daga Harvey Weinstein a kololuwar kasuwancin fim zuwa Sanata Al Franken da Wakilin John Conyers a siyasa zuwa Louis CK a cikin wasan barkwanci, maza masu ƙarfi sun gano kwatsam a cikin 2017 cewa ba a barin su su yi tsalle, matsa lamba, tsangwama, tsirara a gaba. na, al'aura uwa, da/ko lebur-fita fyade tare da cikakken hukunci mata, abokan aiki, da ma'aikata, kamar yadda suke cikin halin rashin kulawa da girman kai na yin kyawawan abubuwa tun har abada. Abin ya kasance mai matukar girgiza su duka, kuma wadanda ba a kore su ba, ba a kunyata su ba, ba a kore su ba, ba a gurfanar da su ba, ko kuma a gurfanar da su a gaban kotu a kan hakan amma a kalla sun fara gudu a firgita, kuma daidai. babu wanda mai tausayi ne sai dai sauran maza masu juyayi tare da halayyar ɗabi'a.

Saboda haka taken wannan post, da quaint katin waya mai hoto. Wataƙila za mu iya ganin abubuwa da yawa irin wannan a cikin 2018. Za a ci gaba da dukan jama'a. Hankali zai inganta idan halayen jima'i na namiji ya yi. Hanya daya tilo, ga maza masu cin zarafi, ita ce ta dauki dunkulewar ku da inganta halayenku. Mafita ita ce ta. Janar George Patton ya kasance mai sha'awar girman soja, wanda aka danganta ga Napoleon, Frederick The Great, ko Jarumin Juyin Juyin Juyin Hali na Faransa Georges Danton: "Audacity, ƙarin ƙarfin zuciya, ko da yaushe audacity!" Daidai da jima'i shine "Izinin, ƙarin yarda, yarda koyaushe!" Koyi shi, rayu da shi. Yi tattoo a kan dick ɗin ku, idan kuna buƙatar tunatarwa.

Kuma yanzu zuwa batsa. Batsa koyaushe yana da matsalar hoto; 'Yan mata na tsofaffin makaranta waɗanda ke tunanin masu batsa suna cin zarafin mata sun kasance suna da'awar cewa yarda a kan tsarin harbe-harben batsa bai isa ko rashi ba. Hakika, gaskiya ta bambanta daga furodusa zuwa furodusa; mafi kyawun su harba pre-roll da post-roll (wani lokaci suna samar da waɗannan ga membobin) suna nuna Samfurori kafa iyakokinsu, amintattun kalmomi, da gamsuwa bayan harbi tare da yadda duk ya faɗi. Ba duk furodusa ne ke yin wannan ba; ba duk masu yin wannan ba, suna yin ta ne da gamsarwa. Yin batsa mai ɗa'a babban batu ne wanda ban sani ba game da shi kamar yadda nake so. Amma na san wannan da yawa: saboda dalilai na kasuwanci kawai, yawancin masu samarwa suna ƙoƙari sosai don gudanar da saiti mai tsabta tare da masu yin farin ciki. Gabaɗaya, rikodin masana'antar kan batutuwan yarda yana da kyau sosai, saboda masana'antar tana da maƙiya da yawa kuma tana ƙarƙashin kulawa sosai. Lokacin da mutane suka tambayi "Me ya sa cin zarafi ba a taɓa samun masana'antar batsa ba a cikin 2017?" Ina tsammanin yana da kyau a yi zargin amsar ita ce, aikin batsa ya fi tsabta fiye da, a ce, na Hollywood.

Wannan ya ce, akwai aƙalla wasu nau'ikan apples ɗin da ake zargi mara kyau a cikin ganga mai wasan batsa. Ron Jeremy, wanda sunansa ga magoya bayansa da masu yin wasan kwaikwayo a waje da yanayin harbe-harbe yana da tsayin daka, yana samun sabon kulawa mara kyau a cikin sabon yanayi, kamar su. wannan fasalin fasalin cikin Rolling Stone. Zargi akan James Deen daga 2015 Ana samun a bit more latsa hankali a halin da ake ciki kuma. Hasashen da nake yi na 2018 shine cewa guguwar revulsion da sake fasalin da ke mamaye Hollywood, kafofin watsa labarai, siyasa, da sauran masana'antu za su isa masana'antar batsa a cikin 2018. Duk wani furodusa da masu yin wasan kwaikwayo sun riga sun lalace ta hanyar matsala mai suna don cin zarafi na yarda, tare da waɗanda suka yi. Batun yarda ba tukuna ba a bainar jama'a amma sun zama haka, tsintsiya ɗaya da ke share Hollywood za ta share su daga masana'antar. da kuma zauren Majalisa. Kuma ka san me? Babu wanda zai yi kuka ga ɗayansu hawaye ɗaya.

Za a ci gaba da dukan tsiya har sai an gyaru. Wannan shine hasashena na masana'antar batsa a cikin 2018. Barka da sabuwar shekara! Barka da warhaka! Duba Neujahr!