Underaƙƙarwar Magana: verarfin Wonarfin Mace Mai Kyau
Fiye da shekaru talatin, babban maƙerin zane mai suna Eric Stanton ya buga mujallar-wasiƙa na kinky mai ban dariya da ake kira Stattoon. Ofayan ɗayan tsere mafi tsayi a ciki Stattoon fitattun jarumai masu suna Blunder Broad, fitacciyar mace mai ban mamaki da gangan. “Blundie” tsotsa a superheroing, amma a fama? A can, ta kasance zakara! Kuma ko ta yaya za a iya lasafta muguntar da ta yi ƙoƙarin yin jayayya koyaushe don kangin bauta, ɓatanci, da kuma cika bakin ciki.
Ina neman afuwa game da ƙarancin ingancin zane-zane na Blunder Broad wanda aka gani anan. Abinda nake tunani shine Stantoons ya bayyana da fari da fari, tare da ƙarancin ƙimar samarwa. Matsakaicin matsakaiciyar makarantar ku na menu mai kyau na tsakiyar karni na 20 tabbas yayi kyau. Amma ban sani ba tabbas. Ban taba ganin asali ba Stantoon - kawai sikanin asali da inganci.
Mara kyau mara kyau! Miyagun halayenta koyaushe sun sami damar juya teburin a kanta. Jin zafi da wulakanci tabbas sun biyo baya:
Abun ban mamaki game da wannan tsiri mai ban dariya shine mummunar lalatawar polymorphous. Ondulla, faɗa, murza kan nono, azabar bakin ciki na kowane irin azaba. 'Yan madigo, scatology, catgirls, aminin-damisa da dorinar ruwa, feederism, splosh, al'ada wulakanci, duk suna can. Kayan roba, dildo panties, kutse a dubura tare da kusan kowane abu da zai dace. Yawancin abubuwa masu wahala fiye da yadda muke gani a yau. Tsarin Blunder Broad ya ƙirƙira Dokar 42 kafin intanet ta wanzu: idan tayi akwai, wani ya gwada shi a kan maraƙin mara kyau Blundie. Hakanan wasan barkwanci bai yi biris da shahararren marubucin Chekhov ba game da bindiga a kan rigar. Idan a cikin kwamiti guda daya ka ga injin shayarwa, kana da tabbaci: wannan injin din zai tafi ba tare da jin kai ba a wadatattun tsuntsaye na Blunder Broad kafin karshen tsirin!
Jarumarmu mara wahala ba koyaushe take wahala ba. Wani lokaci - musamman a farkon labaru - Blunder Broad yakan zama mai damewa kuma ya zama mai girma. Tabbas koyaushe yana kuskure, biyo bayan wulaƙanta da wahala. Amma a yawancin labaran labarai, nishaɗi yana ba da wahalarta. Ko wataƙila ya fi kyau a faɗi cewa wani lokacin abokan hamayyarta yi yardar mata. Wataƙila masu aikata mugunta masu ɓoye sun jefa ta a cikin keji tare da wani fursuna, kuma suna ba da wata ƙwarin gwiwa don tabbatar da cewa Blundie ya sami ɓarna da kyau yayin da ba ta da ƙarfi. Babu ƙarin caji don sharhin izgili da dariya mai ban dariya daga gefe:
Kodayake jerin suna dauke da wasu 'yan iska maza, ba mu ga yadda aka zana maza da mata a bayyane a cikin raunin Blunder Broad ba. A cikin layin labarin da ke dauke da shi, galibi muna ganin gindi ne na maza suna taɓewa daga baya, ba ainihin zane-zane ba. Dangane da kangin bauta da jigogi da kuma ƙarin lokutan, ina tsammanin wannan yana da alaƙa da damuwa game da dokokin gidan waya da dokar batsa. Lokacin da wasan kwaikwayo ya nuna wani abu da aka tura a cikin ƙirar Blundie, yawanci dildo ne wanda mace ke amfani da shi. Ban san dalilin da yasa lauyoyi suka ba da shawarar bautar 'yan madigo tare da lalata abu ba a wancan lokacin, amma da alama sun yi hakan!
Babu wanda ya sake buga wani cikakken ingantaccen ingantaccen ɗakunan Stantoons (wanda ya ƙunshi abubuwa da yawa na kayan lalata da ƙeta). Ba zaku iya samun compididdigar underauke ba, ko dai. Abin takaici ne. Kai iya sami ƙaramin ruwa da drabs a cikin zane-zane daban-daban na littafin zane-zane wanda ya shafi shahararren aikin Stanton, amma dribs da drabs ba suyi wannan adalcin kayan ba. Yana da daraja a ɗan ɗan lokaci a cikin layukan bincike na intanet mai ɓaci idan kuna son irin wannan abu.
