Underaƙƙarwar Magana: verarfin Wonarfin Mace Mai Kyau
Fiye da shekaru talatin, babban mai zane-zanen batsa Eric Stanton ya buga wata mujalla mai suna Stantoons a cikin wasiƙa . Ɗaya daga cikin fitattun fina-finan Stantoons ya ƙunshi wata jaruma mai suna Blunder Broad, wani wasan barkwanci na Wonder Woman da aka sani da gangan. "Blundie" ta ji daɗin rawar jarumai, amma a wahala ? A can, ta kasance zakara! Kuma ta wata hanya, miyagu da ta yi ƙoƙarin yin jayayya koyaushe ana iya dogara da su a matsayin bayi, ɓarna, da kuma ɓacin rai.
Ina neman afuwa game da ƙarancin ingancin zane-zanen Blunder Broad da aka gani a nan. Ra'ayina shi ne cewa Stantoons sun bayyana a cikin baƙi da fari, tare da ƙarancin ƙimar samarwa. Matsakaicin abincin da kuka yi a makarantar aji na tsakiyar ƙarni na 20 wataƙila ya fi kyau. Amma ban sani ba tabbas. Ban taɓa ganin ainihin Stantoon ba - kawai hotunan asali da inganci marasa tabbas.
Talauci mai faɗi! Mugayen nata sun yi nasarar kunna mata teburi. Zafi da wulakanci sun tabbata sun biyo baya:
Abun ban mamaki game da wannan tsiri mai ban dariya shi ne karkatar da polymorphous. Daure, fadace-fadace, karkatar da nono, cutar da duk wata azabar da ake iya tunaninta. Lesbianism, scatology, catgirls, ma-abota damisa da dorinar ruwa, feederism, splosh, al'ada wulakanci, shi duka a can. Kayayyakin roba, wando na dildo, kutsawa dubura da duk wani abu da zai dace. Abubuwa da yawa fiye da yadda muke gani a yau. Blunder Broad tsiri ya ƙirƙira Doka ta 42 kafin intanet ya kasance: idan tayin ya wanzu, wani ya gwada ta akan Blundie mara kyau. Haka kuma mai wasan barkwanci bai yi watsi da sanannen shawarar marubuci Chekhov ba game da bindiga a kan rigar. Idan a cikin kwamiti ɗaya kuka ga injin ɗin nono, za ku iya samun tabbaci: injin ɗin zai zubar da jinƙai ba tare da jin ƙai ba a isassun nonon Blunder Broad kafin ƙarshen tsiri!
Jarumarmu mara farin ciki ba koyaushe take shan wahala ba. Wani lokaci - musamman a farkon labarai - Blunder Broad ta kan yi wa kanta ba'a ta kuma yi fice. Tabbas koyaushe tana yin kuskure, sai kuma wulakanci da wahala da take fuskanta. Amma a yawancin labaran, jin daɗi yana haifar mata da wahala. Ko kuma wataƙila ya fi kyau a ce wani lokacin maƙiyanta suna yi mata jin daɗi. Wataƙila masu mugunta da suka rufe fuska suna jefa ta cikin keji tare da wani fursuna, kuma suna ba da wasu abubuwan ƙarfafa gwiwa don tabbatar da cewa Blundie ta yi mata ba'a yayin da take cikin mawuyacin hali. Babu ƙarin tuhuma ga sharhin ba'a da dariya mai zafi daga gefe:
Kodayake jerin sun ƙunshi wasu ƴan iska maza, ba ma ganin jima'i na maza/mace da aka zana a sarari a cikin ɓangarorin blunder Broad. A cikin labarun labarun da ke nuna shi, yawanci muna ganin ƙwanƙwasa maza suna humping daga baya, ba ainihin zane-zane na zakara-in-farji ba. Idan aka yi la'akari da kangin bauta da jigogi da kuma abubuwan da suka faru na zamani, Ina tsammanin wannan yana da alaƙa da damuwa game da ka'idodin gidan waya da dokar batsa. Lokacin da wasan kwaikwayo ya nuna wani abu da aka tura a cikin Blundie orifice, yawanci dildo ne da mace ke amfani da shi. Ban san dalilin da ya sa lauyoyi suka ba da shawarar bautar madigo tare da cin zarafi ba a wancan zamanin, amma da alama sun yi!
Babu wanda ya taɓa sake buga cikakken bugu na dukkan Stantoons (wanda ke ɗauke da wasu abubuwa masu yawa na batsa). Ba za ka iya samun tarin littattafan Blunder Broad ba. Abin tausayi ne. Za ka iya samun ƙananan abubuwan ban mamaki a cikin nazarin littattafai daban-daban na fasaha waɗanda suka shafi aikin Stanton mai yawa, amma abubuwan ban mamaki ba sa yin adalci ga wannan abin. Ya dace ka ɓata lokaci a cikin unguwannin bincike na intanet masu ban tsoro idan kana son irin wannan abu.
