Samfurin Alewa Da Uschi Digard
Haɗu da Samfurin Candy da Uschi Digard: biyu daga cikin shahararrun taurarin batsa na shekarun 1970s. A cikin 1978, wasu fellowan uwana masu hankali a cikin ationsab'in Parliamentan Majalisar sun sami kyakkyawan ra'ayin sanya su yin wani kayan kwalliyar 'yan madigo, domin cike shafukan mujallar batsa mai shafi 48.
Ta hanyar ƙa'idodi na zamani, Candy da Uschi sun kasance "tsofaffi" don tauraron batsa ta 1978. Candy ya riga ya cika shekaru 50. Uschi? Zai yiwu a cikin 30s ko 40s. Ta yi ikirarin cewa shekarunta 30 a lokacin, amma duk wanda ke wannan sana’ar ya yi karyar shekarun da ya yi a lokacin. Tunda ta yarda da yawa, amma ba ta taɓa faɗin ranar haihuwar gaskiya ba.
A duk ɗaukakar su na MILFy, waɗannan mata duka sun kasance manyan taurari a lokacin da hotunan suka fito. Dogon lokacin Candy a cikin masana'antar batsa yayi kusan shekaru arba'in. (Ba ta yi ritaya ba har zuwa ƙarshen 1980s.) Magoya baya suna ƙaunarta, ba wai kawai don manyan lamuranta ba, amma don kyalkyawarta da ikon iya ɗaukar kyamarar. Ushi, wanda ya guji mahimmancin matsayi na batsa don faɗakar da shi mujallar maza aiki kuma mafi shahararrun gungun finafinan batsa masu laushi waɗanda Rushi Meyer ya jagoranta, sun cika al'aura da kowane irin yanki. Hakanan nonuwan nata masu ban sha'awa ba abin alhaki bane!
Mutanen da aka buga a Majalisar ba mutane ba ne. Lokacin da kuka sami shahararrun tsuntsaye huɗu a cikin batsa a gaban kyamarorinku, menene kuke harbawa? Yanayin 'yan madigo mai laushi, a dabi'a; amma idan darektan wannan harbe-harben bai sanya Candy da Uschi zama mafi yawan "ooban madigo" da suka fi birgewa a cikin tarihin batsa na 'yan madigo ba, zan ci akwatin Kleenex duka. Dukkanin harbe-harben ya zama uzuri guda daya na uzuri ga wadannan jarirai masu haihuwar jiki don hada nitsuwarsu tare!
Ban da haka, wani lokacin, bai sanya su nitsuwa ba. A cikin wannan gajeren jerin hotuna na gaba, Candy da Uschi suna nuna farin ciki da motsa jiki akan fuskokinsu fiye da kowane ɗayan. Shin saboda, sau ɗaya, ba sa cushewa (a zahiri kan nono-zuwa-nono) a cikin wasu jadawalin faux-madigo? Shin farinciki ne mai sauƙi na hasken rana da iska mai ɗumi da ruwa mai ɗumi, wanda aka saki daga ɗakunan daukar hoto mai ɗumbin ɗumi a cikin yanayin rayuwar ɗan gidan wanka na tekun California na sybaritic? Ko - kuma wannan shine abin da na fi so in gaskata - shin sun fi “shiga” babbar rawar da aka umarce su da su taka a waɗannan hotunan? Suna da lankwasa-kan ƙasa don zage-zage. Tauraruwar batsa ta maza don yin wasa da shi, ba a san shi ba, ba shi da daraja. Fuskarsa, ba mu taɓa gani ba. Shi ɗan wasan su ne marasa taimako. Suna raha da farinciki a gindinsa tare da buɗe dabino, dariya da walƙiya a cikin hasken rana:
Duk mai son batsa na da mai yiwuwa ya gane duka waɗannan matan a kan gani. Yana da wahala a iya kwatanta girman martabar su, a zamanin su. Jin dadi na musamman na mai tara tarin batsa shine damar fallasa duwatsu masu mantawa kamar wannan harbin su tare. Shin babban ƙoƙari ne daga mai wallafa don cin ribar shahararsu don sayar da mujallu da yawa? I mana! Amma taurari na gaskiya zasu haskaka koda ba'a basu mafi kyawun kayan aiki ba. Uschi Digard da Candy Samfurori sune babbar hujja akan hakan!
