Fiye da shekaru goma sha biyar da suka gabata lokacin da nake sabon blogger, na shiga cikin jita-jita mai ban sha'awa game da shigar mutum biyu.
(Bari na zurfafa. A gare ku matasa: “hujjar blog” ta riga ta kasance kafin kafofin watsa labarun zamani. Mutane za su yi ta cece-kuce tsakanin shafukansu na yanar gizo, suna buga kalaman jama’a game da abin da wani ya wallafa a jiya. tsakanin masarautu a Game da kursiyai, idan ya taimaka maka; shi ke game da yadda sauri da hulɗa ya kasance.)
Hujjar shekaru goma sha biyar da suka gabata ita ce ni mai ilimantar da wata ƙwararriyar mata ta zamani game da batsa iri biyu, ko “DP” kamar yadda aka saba yi a cikin masana’antar. Saƙon imel ya kasance babba a waɗannan kwanaki, kuma za ta sami wasikun batsa, tana kururuwa game da “DP kyauta” idan ta kawai “danna nan”. Ba ta taɓa dannawa ba, amma tana tsammanin yana nufin za ta ga dicks guda biyu sun matse a rami ɗaya, kuma - ba ta da laifi - tana tunanin hakan ba zai yiwu ba.
Babu shakka, haka ne ba ba zai yiwu ba:

Don haka sashin farko na "hujja" namu shine na hana ta - tare da izini a baya, tana da sha'awar kuma tana son a ɓata ta - game da kuskurenta. Babu shakka, na yi amfani da samfuran batsa.

Amma dole ne in bayyana mata cewa yayin da “shigar ciki sau biyu” ba gaskiya bane, hanya mafi dacewa kuma mafi yawan lokuta da zata ga kalmar da take amfani da ita shine yin ishara ga wasu samari biyu da suke lalata wata yarinya a cikin jakarta da kuma cikin farjinta a lokaci guda lokaci:

Amsar da ta yi wani irin zazzafan rashin imani ne. Har yanzu tana tunanin ba zai yiwu ba. Ina gawarwakin duka suka je don yin komai daidai?

Mun ci gaba da karatun ta da kalmomi da hotuna. Abu daya mai matukar kyau game da tattaunawar blog shine ba lallai bane inyi wani abu mai banƙyama, kamar aika ta kowane irin wannan batsa; Zan iya buga shi kawai ko in danganta shi a shafin kaina, kuma in yi magana game da shi. Gaba ɗaya har zuwa gare ta idan tana so ta zo ta ganta, ko kuma ta ci gaba da tattaunawar.

Ina da damar zuwa mafi kyawun ɗakin karatu na samfuran tunani na batsa a yau fiye da yadda na yi a wancan lokacin. Ina fata in sami wani abu kamar wannan saitin hotuna da suka dace, suna nuna 'yan mata biyu masu fara'a daban-daban suna sanya samari masu sassauƙa da ƙwallo iri ɗaya ta hanyarsu:

Kuma, kuma, abin tunawa na ne a wancan lokacin, yawancin batsa akan rumbun kwamfutata na daga nau'ikan rashi inda, don amfani da jumlar I wanda aka bayyana a rubutuna na karshe, masu wasan kwaikwayo ba sa bayyana suna "son shi sama" . Ina firgita da yawa a yanzu, mafi yawan zaɓe game da batsa da na adana da rabawa. Bugu da kari, Ina da babbar rumbun kwamfutarka a kwanakin nan!

Wannan ya ba ni gata na samun damar ɗaukar samfura gare ku na ƴan wasan kwaikwayo waɗanda galibi suna da sha'awar wasan batsa sau biyu. Na fi son ta haka!

Tabbas, lokaci yana tafiya. A kwanakin nan, shigar sau biyu nau'in da aka nuna anan daidai ne a matsayin wani ɓangare na kowane harbi na "gangbang", kuma harbe-harbe na "stunt" na shigar zakara uku a cikin kusan kowane rami da kuke so ba tare da karya gumi ba. Shin ci gaba ba shi da daukaka?