Saukewa sau biyu: ninka nishaɗinka!

Fiye da shekaru goma sha biyar da suka gabata lokacin da nake sabon blogger, na shiga cikin jita-jita mai ban sha'awa game da shigar mutum biyu.

(Bari in dan latsa. A gare ku samari: “batun rigima ta yanar gizo” ya gitta kafofin sada zumunta na zamani. Mutane zasuyi ta gardama tsakanin shafukan su, suna sanya maganganun jama'a game da abin da wani ya sanya ranar da ta gabata. Ka yi tunanin tura sakonni ta hanyar hankaka tsakanin masarautu a Game da kursiyai, idan ya taimaka maka; shi ke game da yadda sauri da hulɗa ya kasance.)

Hujjar shekaru goma sha biyar da suka gabata ita ce ni mai ilimantar da wata ƙwararriyar mata ta zamani game da batsa iri biyu, ko “DP”Kamar yadda aka saba yin hakan a cikin masana’antar. Imel ɗin imel na da girma a waccan zamanin, kuma tana son yin batsa na batsa, tana ihu game da “DP kyauta” idan za ta “danna nan”. Ba ta taɓa dannawa ba, amma tana tsammanin hakan yana nufin za ta ga dicks biyu a cakuɗe a rami ɗaya, kuma - ba ta da laifi cewa ta kasance - tana tsammanin hakan ba zai yiwu ba.

Babu shakka, haka ne ba ba zai yiwu ba:

Don haka sashin farko na "gardamarmu" shi ne na lalata ta - tare da izini a baya, ta kasance mai son sani kuma ta yarda ta ɓata - na kuskuren tunaninta. Babu shakka, Na yi amfani da samfuran batsa.

Amma dole ne in bayyana mata cewa yayin da “shigar ciki sau biyu” ba gaskiya bane, hanya mafi dacewa kuma mafi yawan lokuta da zata ga kalmar da take amfani da ita shine yin ishara ga wasu samari biyu da suke lalata wata yarinya a cikin jakarta da kuma cikin farjinta a lokaci guda lokaci:

Amsarta ta kasance wani irin rashin imani ne. Har yanzu tana tunanin cewa ba zai yiwu ba. A ina duk jikin suka tafi don yin komai da komai?

Mun ci gaba da karatun ta da kalmomi da hotuna. Abu daya mai matukar kyau game da tattaunawar blog shine ba lallai bane inyi wani abu mai banƙyama, kamar aika ta kowane irin wannan batsa; Zan iya buga shi kawai ko in danganta shi a shafin kaina, kuma in yi magana game da shi. Gaba ɗaya har zuwa gare ta idan tana so ta zo ta ganta, ko kuma ta ci gaba da tattaunawar.

Ina da damar yin amfani da mafi kyawun ɗakin karatu na samfuran binciken batsa yau fiye da na baya. Ina fata in sami wani abu kamar wannan hotunan, wanda yake nuna 'yan mata biyu masu fara'a waɗanda ke sanya samari masu sassauƙa da' yan wasa iri ɗaya ta hanyoyinsu:

Kuma, kuma, abin tunawa na ne a wancan lokacin, yawancin batsa akan rumbun kwamfutata na daga nau'ikan rashi inda, don amfani da jumlar I wanda aka bayyana a rubutuna na karshe, masu wasan kwaikwayon ba su nuna “son shi '' ba. Ni mai yawan fusata ne a yanzu, mai yawan cuwa-cuwa game da batsa da na adana da rabawa. Ari da, Ina da rumbun kwamfutarka mafi girma a waɗannan kwanakin!

Wannan ya bani dama na iya zaba muku samari na masu wasan kwaikwayon wadanda galibi suna da matukar kwazo game da rawar da suke takawa a batsa. Na fi son shi ta wannan hanyar!

Tabbas, lokaci yana tafiya. Awannan zamanin, shigar sau biyu na irin wanda aka nuna anan shine daidaitacce a matsayin wani bangare na kowane harbi na "gangbang", kuma harbe-harben "tsinkaye" suna sanya zakaru uku a kusan kowane ramin da kake so ba tare da yanke gumi mai yawa ba. Shin ci gaba ba daukaka bane?