Frank Frazetta: Fantasy Art Shin Don Fucking

Daga cikin mawakan da suka sanya mata masu hankali a kan muryoyin mujallu na ɓangaren litattafan almara na mafi yawan ƙarni na 20, Frank Frazetta shine wanda aka fi sani da girmamawa. Ɗaya daga cikin shahararrun zane-zanensa, mai lankwasa pinup mai taken Sarauniyar Masar, wanda aka siyar kwanan nan a gwanjo akan sama da dala miliyan biyar:

Amma don dalilanmu, muhimmiyar tambaya ita ce "Shin batsa?" Wannan yarinyar kyakkyawa ce, kuma ba ta rufe nonuwanta fiye da girman kai da ake buƙata, amma tana kallon gundura. Duk da kakkausar murya mai gadi mai katon takobin da ke rataye a bango, babu wanda ke cikin wannan harbin da ya kusa yin wani batsa. Yana iya zama da kyau cheesecake, amma ba shi da wadataccen ɗanɗanon batsa na nama. Kwatanta zanen da ke gaba. Kawai tsirara ce ta matar Frazetta Ellie, amma ba kwa buƙatar kumfa don karanta tunanin Frazetta ta zana a fuskarta. “Dan uwa me yasa har yanzu wandon naki a kunne? Kin manta daren tsuliya ne?”.

A wata ma'ana, rikice-rikice na ɓacewar nookie ya mamaye dukan Frazetta oeuvre. Dalliances na cikin gida, bai yi fenti don fitowar batsa ba. Duk kayansa dole ne ya wuce tantanin halitta kuma ya yiwu a nuna a kan rumbun mujallu a kantin magani na kusurwa. Amma gaskiya? Wannan yawanci bai sa Frank ragewa sosai ba. Yawancin zane-zanensa na yin jima'i. Wataƙila jima'i ya faru ne kawai, watakila yana gab da faruwa, watakila yana faruwa ne kawai a waje da firam. Akwai kuri'a na Frank Frazetta batsa a waje, kuma wannan shine bikina na mafi kyawun sa.

Babu wata shakka cewa wasu mummunan lahani ne batsa ta tsaka-tsaki ya kusa ɓarkewa ko'ina, a wannan zanen na wani katon tsirara baƙin fata tsoka mai farin ciki-da-ganin sa ƙwarƙwara mai farin gashi lounging a ƙafafunsa. A matsayin hujjata, na ba da murfin littafin da aka yi daga wannan zanen. Sun yi wa matalauta Frank fenti tufafi a kan bangarorin biyu! Asalin shine, abin baƙin ciki, hanya mai ban sha'awa ga cinikin kantin sayar da littattafai na ƙarni na 20:

Kada a bari a ce mata sun kasance matattarar sha'awar maza a cikin mafi kyawun batsa na Frazetta. A'a! Sau da yawa isa, ƙaƙƙarfan mazaje sun ƙasƙantar da su da ɗanyen ƙarfin jima'i na jaruman Frazetta. Alal misali, ɗauki wannan jarumi. Lallai 'yan matan sun shirya! Suna kai shi ƙetaren gada zuwa Castle Perilous, kuma ba sa nufin su sake shi har sai ya zama kololuwa da rawan jiki na tsohon kansa, da ɗanyen dick da jakunkuna mara kyau. Frazetta ta sanya wa wannan zanen taken Gidan zunubi, kawai don baku ra'ayin yadda yake tsammanin abubuwa su tafi:

Haka kuma ba wannan ne kawai lokacin da Frazetta ta jujjuya teburin a kan batsa na mata a cikin haɗarin jima'i ba, ta hanyar sanya maza masu ƙarfi a cikin kamannin su maimakon akasin haka. Ga babban Conan Barebari da kansa a ciki barance, wanda Amazons tsirara ke gabatarwa ga Sarauniya La of Opar, almara a cikin ƙasashe da yawa don fitaccen fitowar ta hauka mai girman kai:

Babban aikina ne na ba da rahoton cewa a cikin zane-zane na asali, “An nuna Tarzan tare da katon giciye. Daya daga cikin kuyangin tana kallon tsayuwar da tsantsar sha'awa a idanunta." Amma Frazetta ta ƙi sayar da irin wannan hoton batsa. Ya yi fenti a kan dick kuma ya sayar da zanen akan dala 45,000. A fili babu wanda ya taɓa ɗaukar hoto na fasaha a cikin asalin abin da ya zama ruwan dare. Tsine.

Bari mu kunsa tare da zanen batsa na Frazetta na al'ada. Ya zana wannan zane na “gabatar da baiwar” zane don bangon littafin Dan damfara Roman. Ya yi alkawarin labarin “bawan da sha'awarsa ta ciyar da wutar Rome!” Kuna iya ganin yadda hakan zai iya faruwa. Amma ba kafin sabon mai ita ya shayar da ita kusan inci tara na kitsen zakara: