Labarin Batsa Mai Dadi Shine Mafi Kyawun Batsa

Bari in nuna maka hotan batsa dana fi so a kowane lokaci. A ciki, 'yar wasan ta haskaka murmushin watt dubu. Tana samun fucking adalci kuma tana cikin farin ciki! Ta yi kama da wani kawai ya ba ta ƙwanƙwaran kwikwiyo a fuskar duniya:

Wannan hoton da na fi so na ya fito ne daga sanannen harbe-harben batsa a cikin 1990s Kalar Climax mujallar daga Denmark. 'Yan fim din sun hada da Alicyn Sterling, labarin batsa na maza Peter North, da kuma Jon Dough. Menene ya sa hoton (da duka harbi) ya kasance mai girma? Ina son shi saboda a fili take gaske a cikin jima'i:

Abin da ya fi haka, kuna iya ganin farin ciki a fuskokin kowa, tun daga farkon harbi. Ba Alicyn kawai ba! Kowa yana da kayan sawa a nan. Peter da Jon sun fara son Alicyn kuma sun fara cire kayan kwalliyarta. Wannan anan shine yarda mai sona ina son gani a cikin batsa:

“Ku hanzarta ku yank wannan kayan rawa tun daga jaki na, samari! Don abin da muke tunani, zai shiga cikin hanyarmu ne kawai! ”

Idan wannan harbin batsa yana da makirci, yana da sauki. Jarumar mu matashiyar rawa ce, ta ba ta babban jagora na farko a cikin rawar rawa. A karo na farko da ta sadu da furodusa da jagorancin maza don gudana cikin rawar sutura, tana da farin ciki daga hankali. Suna son abin da suka gani, kuma tana son abin da ta gani, kuma wani abu yana haifar da wani a cikin wani tsari na yau da kullun kamar lokacin. Kowa yana da nishaɗi, yawan lalata, da yawa tsotsa, albarku, kowa ya tuna kawo tawul? Yana da kyau tsafta datti fun.

Kada in bar ku cikin damuwa, rigar sanyi da matsattsun kaya? Haka ne, sun zo da sauƙi sauƙi:

Ofaya daga cikin abubuwan da ke sa wannan harbe-harben ya burge ni shi ne cewa a sauƙaƙe zai iya samun labarin amfani da su. Amma da farin ciki, ba haka bane! A cikin #MeToo 2019, gajiya tsoho batsa na da wanda ke nuna sha'awar jima'i na masana'antar nishaɗin shithead maza a kan mata masu nishaɗin dandano mai banƙyama. Kuma akwai ma'aunin ton na batsa kamar haka a can! Tweak fewan wordsan kalmomi, kuma Alicyn cike take yana so wannan rawar. Zata yi komai don ta samu. Wannan dubawa ne. Ba ta son waɗannan mutanen, amma a wannan duniyar, me kuma za ta iya yi?

An rubuta batsa da yawa ta wannan hanyar tilastawa. Maza da yawa suna jin daɗin irin wannan tunanin na “ikon-kan”. Jahannama, kamar yadda kanun labarai #MeToo na 2018 ya bayyana a sarari, maza da yawa suna jin daɗin yin irin wannan ainihin iko a kan ainihin mata masu nishadi. Wace gaskiya, kasancewar ana shafawa a fuskokinmu ta hanyar kafofin watsa labarai, irin wannan yana daukar wasu daga cikin fun daga fantasy.

Wannan shine dalilin da yasa nake jin daɗin cewa waɗannan marubutan da masu ɗaukar hoto sun koma wata hanyar a cikin shekaru 90 a Copenhagen tare da Alicyn, Peter, da Jon. Me yasa ba za ta yi ta da hankali ba tsotse dick biyu a wani lokaci, kawai ku kasance da farin ciki matashiya da 'yar wasa da farin ciki da damuwa da kuma ficewa game da babban hutu na kere kere?

Ta iya. Ta yi. Kuma shine mafi kyaun irin ban mamaki.