Lokacin Soyayya: Mafi Munin Batsa

Eureka! Na same shi. A cikin rumbun adana hotunan batsa na, na sami mafi munin mujallar batsa da aka taɓa bugawa.

Akwai ‘yan takara da yawa. Wataƙila ba ku yarda da zaɓina ba. Amma da farko dole ne ku kalle ni a kan wannan laifin batsa. Ku zo, ku yi rawar jiki tare da ni a cikin tsananinsa. Ku yi nisa da ni yayin da muke ganin ta'addancinsa. Kuma watakila idan mun gama, za ku yarda da ni Lokacin Soyayya (wanda aka buga a Malmo Sweden a cikin 1971) shine mafi munin batsa mag.

Kafin mu nutse cikin wannan paisley Eurofest na tsakiyar shekaru karkatar da kewayen birni, menene marcas Mujallar batsa mai muni a zahiri tana da ban tsoro? Zan fara da cirewa daga rukunin "mummunan" duk abubuwan batsa da ke nuna jikin da na ga ba su da kyau ko kuma kinks da ayyukan da ba nawa bane kawai. Babu ma'ana a cikin ɓarna da ƙyamar jiki. Kowane nau'ikan nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'i ne wanda ba na ni ba, akwai wasu mutane a wajen da suke layi. biya kuɗi mai kyau don ganin wadancan hotuna masu datti. Ba muguwar batsa ba ce kawai saboda bai dace da abubuwan da nake so ba.

Nope, hujjata ita ce, abin da ke sa batsa ba kyau lalata. An kasance da yawa masu fasaha masu sauri a cikin kasuwancin, mutane (kuma sun kasance koyaushe) waɗanda suke jin cewa duk wani hoton jima'i zai sayar, don haka me yasa damuwa game da inganci? Wadannan mutane sun ji cewa duk wani tsofaffin samfuri da kowane tsohuwar saiti za su yi, babu buƙatar yin jima'i mai gamsarwa ko "zafi" ko sexy.

Lokacin Soyayya yana ɗaukar wannan halin zuwa matsananci. Yawancin mujallun batsa na Scandinavian masu launi na shekarun 1960 da 1970 sun sayar da kyau a cikin Amurka saboda sun kasance da yawa fiye da duk abin da za a iya bugawa a nan; amma saboda gasa tsakanin arewacin (wadanda ba Katolika) Turai daga masu samarwa da yawa, ingancin ya kasance mai girma sosai. Ban san abin da ya faru ba a TIP-Produktion a Malmo, amma sun sami rauni tare da wani saurayi mai matsakaicin shekaru wanda dikinsa ke da wuya da kuma wasu kyawawan mata guda biyu waɗanda kowane yanayin fuskar su ke kuka don rashin son taɓa shi. ko ta juna.

Sakamakon ya zama abin ban dariya na rashin kallo, samfuran da ke riƙe da kansu kawai ta yadda basa iya riskar junan su, da ƙyar-akwai yatsan hannu, kuma mafi girman hoto wanda bai dace da hotunan jima'i ba ya kasance aikina ne in gani.

Misali, shin kun taba ganin aikin busa na yau da kullun da wasu mata biyu suka yi wadanda ke sarrafa ainihin tuntubar azzakari? Ko gani an yi, don wannan al'amari, a kan zakara don haka flaccid?

Sannan akwai ‘yar matsala ta yadda masu wasan kwaikwayo mata ba sa kallon na’urar daukar hoto (wadda za ta kwaikwayi ido da mai kallo) ko kuma na namiji. Maimakon haka, suna kallon sararin samaniya mai nisa, wanda ke nuna gajiya ko ƙararrawa. Lokacin da na raba wasu daga cikin waɗannan hotuna akan Twitter, wani mai amfani ya yi ba'a cewa matar mai duhu tana cikin damuwa "Umm, wannan asteroid mai shigowa ne, yana shirin shafe duk rayuwa a duniya?"

Kuma a wani wasan kwaikwayon, inda wannan 'yar fim din ke ƙoƙarin yin kishiyar da ba ta dace ba a cikin yanayin rashin fata na (a) zakara da ba ta da tsayayye don zama a kan wannan (b) yana bukatar ganin kyamara yayin (c) ta da gaske baya son taɓa kowa sosai kuma (d) 'yar'uwarta cikin wahala tana ƙoƙari ta kasance a wurin yayin da ba ta samun wani namiji ko mace na sha'awar al'aura a kanta, Gashi mai duhu ya sake yin kira ga sammai, wanda ya sa na Twitter wag to pipe up: “” Duba, lallai ina tsammanin wannan yanayi ne na mutuwa, a can. ”

Tabbas, ina tsammanin dukkanmu zamu fi so idan ya kasance.

Wannan hoto na gaba shine, ina tsammanin, shine mafi ƙarancin hoton batsa wanda na taɓa gani a fim. A karshe mutumin mu ya samu shiga tare da sauran mace model, wanda aka jingina a kan (duk wani abu don kauce wa magana da Baldy) kamar dai bincikar mu duhu-masu gashi farji ta farji (ko da yake a fili ba ta da niyyar a zahiri lasa shi, kuma yana yiwuwa ya rike. numfashinta). A halin yanzu Baldy yana kaiwa ga abokantaka ga masanin falakin mu, wanda shine karkatar da kai da wuyan ta a wani yanayi mara dadi sosai don tabbatar da cewa ba zai iya shafar wani abu mafi kusanci da kafada mai sanyi ba.

A bayyane bayan wannan yanayin babu wanda ya gudu da kururuwa daga saitin, duk da haka, saboda gaba zamu ga masanin falakinmu mai duhu yana ba Baldy a gaske bushewa, wanda ya nuna yana tono. (Idanuwanta galibi a rufe suke, wanda hakan ba alama ce mai ƙarfi ba cewa tana jin daɗin aikinta.) Ya sami hannun kyauta akan ƙafar ɗayan samfurin kuma. ta yana nunawa don yin al'aura, ba tare da gamsarwa ba; amma ina tsammanin abin da galibi take yi shine makircin fitowar ta.

Kuma ta yaya duk ya ƙare? Ban taba ganin yana zuwa ba kuma ba za ku yi ba! Wannan watakila ba haka bane zahiri aaddamar da ninja kickhouse wanda aka tsara don sanya mai tauraron mu mai duhu-fellatrix daga ainihin wahalar da take ciki, amma tabbas ya zama ɗaya!

Kuma menene jahannama ma'anar jima'i na tsayawa kamar haka tare da dude wanda ke riƙe ƙafafunku yayin da yake tsotsa dick, ta wata hanya? Wanene ra'ayin ya haka? Yana da bad batsa, mummunan lalacewa, rashin la'akari, ba tunani mai kyau ba.

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