Playboy ya dawo da wanda ka fi so, tsirara!

Bayan shekara daya da rashin tsiraici kuma yarinyar hipster ta cika, Playboy a karshe ya yanke shawarar dawo da hotunan tsiraici. Don Allah, bari mu yi shi tare da babbar murya da babbar murya “Hurray!”

Da farko dai, da gaske ya shekara ne? Da alama labarin ya ragu ne kawai 'yan watannin baya. Mutum, lokaci tabbaci ya tashi. Tsoffin da kuka samu, saurin watanni, tsaurarawa, shekaru suna shudewa. Bari mu fitar da mafi yawan idan shi! Tare da shan sigari mai zafi da kyawawan 'yan mata tsirara, ba shakka.

Ya kasance kwana daya kacal kafin ranar soyayya lokacin da babban jami'in wasan kwaikwayo na Playboy, Cooper Hefner, ya wallafa cewa suna dawo da tsiraici. Godiya ga allah! Abin da kuka kasance kuna tunanin tunanin kawar da babban abin da mashahurin mujallar maza ta shahara da shi. Dolan tsana masu tsalle-tsalle masu jima'i tare da madaidaiciyar firam, ƙaramar bob da fuskoki mafi kyau.

A bayyane yake, ya kasance don dalilan talla, yana mai da shi mujallar SFW don jawo hankalin masu sauraro. Samari da Indiyawa (manyan masoya ne na Playboy!). Sun yi fatan samun karin masu karatu na yau da kullun da kuma kawo ƙarin masu talla. Ba tare da ambaton su ba, har ma sun ƙaddamar da SFW app. Tabbas sun sami karin masu karatu daga ko'ina cikin duniya kuma kudaden shiga sun haura.

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- Cooper Hefner (@saina_abubakar) Fabrairu 13, 2017

Koyaya, bayan sake suna da kanta da rashin tsiraici har tsawon shekara ɗaya, sun zo ga cewa lokaci yayi da za a dawo da tsoho mai suna Playboy. Tare da tsirara kajin! A cewar wani sakon Twitter da Cooper, dan Hef ya wallafa, ya ce, "Tsira ba ta kasance matsala ba saboda tsiraici ba shi da matsala." Ya tabbata ba matsala bane. Bugu da ƙari, ya yarda cewa hanyar da mujallar ta nuna tsiraici an sanya ta kwanan wata kuma cire ta gaba ɗaya kuskure ne (BIG). Kuma wannan wani abu ne da duk mun sani tun daga farko.

Af, shin kuna tuna cewa ba wani bane face Pamela Anderson wanda aka fito dashi a cikin batun “karshe” tsirara na Playboy? A yanzu shekarunta 49 kuma, duk da cewa ta hanyar da allah ya sani ta san yawan tiyatar filastik (kuma ban damu da ita ba), tana da zafi kamar fuck.

Fitowar mujallar Playboy ta Maris 2017 zuwa Afrilu ita ce wacce ba za ku rasa ba. Rabauki kwafi kafin dukansu su tafi.
Batu na farko bayan shekara guda wanda zai sake nuna hotunan tsiraici zai kasance Abokiyar wasa Elizabeth Elam tare da kanun labarai, “tsirara al’ada ce.” Fucking a ƙarshe!

Wannan shine yadda murfin tare da Elizabeth yayi kama. Shin ba kyakkyawa bane? Kuma, yadda ake faɗi, na ɗabi'a ne kuma ba ainihin abin da kuke tsammani daga samfurin Playboy ya kasance ba. Ina son!

Shin haka za ku kusanci kwanancin tsiraicin da kuke bugawa a cikin shekarun da suka gabata, Playboy? Tare da tsarin halitta, babu kayan shafawa kuma babu mahaukacin hotunan hoto? Idan haka ne, zan zama babban masoyin ku. Abin mahimmanci, Ina son gaske yan mata masu kyawawan fuskoki wanda basa yawan kwalliya ko kwalliya kwata-kwata. Ni hipster ne? Jahannama ba! Hanya ce kawai ta yaya. Bari mu ga abin da lokaci zai kawo. Kawai kada ku sake yin wani wauta kamar yadda kuka yi a bara abokina, abokina, boyan wasa.