Batsa A Cikin Ruwan Ruwa
Batsa bashi da lokaci. Sabbin fasahohi suna sauƙaƙa sauƙaƙawa, sauƙin rarrabawa, kuma mafi nutsarwa. Amma babu wani sabon abu game da batsa kanta. Shekaru ɗari da suka wuce, mutane suna yin batsa tare da goge-goge da zane-zanen ruwa - kuma wannan batsa ba ta da kyau nesa. Centuryarni na 21, ko karni na 20 don wannan al'amari, bai ƙirƙiri rashi ba - ko kaɗan daga ciki!
Rubutun yau yana nuna fasahar George Grosz, masanin ruwa wanda ya samu damar wuce gona da iri tare da masu ikirarin marubuta da masu fada a ji a cikin kasarsa ta Jamus. Ya sami rauni zuwa yin hijira zuwa Amurka a cikin 1933. Wani fitaccen mai zane wanda watakila an san shi sosai game da aikinsa na yaƙi, aikinsa na fentin batsa kamar ya kasance a cikin shekaru goma ko biyu bayan kusan 1915. (Kamar yadda yake tare da masu fasaha masu kyau, Tarihin fasaha na yau da kullun baya damuwa da cikakken bayani game da fitowar mai zane. Don haka, yana da wuya a zama takamaiman.)
Daga hangen nesa na batsa, babu wani abu mai kawo sauyi a cikin waɗannan hotunan farko na ƙungiyoyin masu lalata, jima'i, ko kuma kyakkyawar tsohuwar al'ada matsayin mishan-matsayin jima'i. Wataƙila jikin yana da gashi da yawa fiye da yadda aka fi so a batsa na ƙarni na 21, kuma lallai mai zanen ya yi jinkiri zuwa digiri na wuce gona da iri (m)? Amma wannan ba abin damuwa bane kamar wasu daraktocin yanzu waɗanda basa iya harba batsa wanda bashi da tofawa a ciki.
Abin da na sami nishaɗi shine yadda yawancin al'adun Grosz na zamani suke da kyau. Batsa mafi ban sha'awa, na yi imani, yana nuna wa mai kallo yanayin jima'i da suka sami sha'awa amma abin da ba su da damar sakewa. Matsayi mai ban sha'awa sau biyu a sama misali ne cikakke. Fewan maza kaɗan ne ke da tsinke-tsinke, kuɗi, ko kuma babbar sa'a da ake buƙata don samun kyawawan mata biyu tsotsan durin su a lokaci guda. Ina nufin, hakan ta faru… amma haka walƙiya ta fado.
Wani abin da yake haifar da batsa mai kyau shine yanayin da yake bayyana wani abu mara kyau game da mahaliccin sa. Waɗannan al'amuran ne da ke sa ka tafi “Uh… wannan akwai zafi, tabbas, amma ban taɓa tunanin hakan ba. Wannan mai ɗaukar hoto (ko mai zane-zane, ko kuma darakta) yana da kyau freaky! ” Babu shakka wannan halayen mutum ne mai tsananin gaske. Mutane da yawa suna da ƙarfin magana da yawa don jin daɗin kallon kyakkyawar budurwa suna yin abubuwan batsa da kayan lambu; ba kowa bane yake samun ra'ayin tsiraici don kallon ta tana aikata su, sannan kuma yana yawo cikin fushi, mai ban sha'awa da zai iya wahalar da kansa da ruwan ruwan. Amma wannan batsa ce mai kyau a gare ku - idan wannan shine tunanin ku, kuna son ganin shi!
Wannan hoton na ƙarshe a cikin ɗan ƙaramin tunanin mu na George Grosz na zamani ne ta wata hanyar. Yana jayayya da rikitarwa ra'ayoyi game da jima'i da jinsi. Batsa yakan yi hakan a cikin 2019, kuma! Ruwan ruwa a kan takarda ba su da jinsi ko asalin jima'i, ba shakka. Amma a cikin 2019, idan mun haɗu da wannan mutumin, da alama za mu ɗauka su masu canzawa ne, aƙalla har sai sun ce daban:
Da farko na zata su ne masturbating ta hanyar karar fitsari a cikin waccan matsalar zakara. (Sauti, idan baku sani ba, kalma ce don a cakuɗa abubuwa a hankali a dick.) Komawa cikin aikin yana bayyana a fili cewa suna "kawai" taɓa al'aura ne da kyakkyawan gashin tsuntsu:
Kar ka bari kowa ya taba gaya maka cewa batsa daga karni daya da ta gabata gurgu ne, damewa, ko kuma m!
