Shin samari a wannan zamanin har yanzu suna wasa Juya Kwalbar? Shin yaran koleji masu ƙazafi, cike da sabbin sinadarai na jima'i, har yanzu suna amfani da kwalaben juzu'i a matsayin uzuri ga ƙungiyoyin yin-fito? Kawai idan wani mai karatu bai san wasan ba: idan wuyan kwalbar ya tsaya, yana nuna maka, to da karfin matsi na tsara. an tilasta ka! Ba zato ba tsammani ya zama makomarku don cire wani abu mai mahimmanci na tufafi, ko yin wani abu mai muhimmanci na jima'i da wani a cikin da'irar, yayin da kowa yake kallo da hoot.

To lokacin ku ne don juya kwalban gaba. Yanzu ya rage naku don neman abin kunya na jima'i akan mutum na gaba wanda kwalban da yake zaba ya zaba. Don haka wasan ya ci gaba, har sai kowa ya bugu da yawa, ko kuma mutane da yawa sun haɗu, kuma babu wanda ke sake jujjuya kwalbar.
Ban sani ba ko irin wannan abu har yanzu yana faruwa. Da baya kafin mu sami batsa na intanet da samfurora masu amfani, ko? A baya can, ya tabbata ya kasance! Amma ban taɓa jin wannan wasa ba Juya kwalban ya fashe a cikin wani yunƙuri na zahiri. Jahannama, ban taba ganin wasa tare da jima'i na gaske ba, aƙalla ba a cikin jama'a ba. (Mutane sukan yi suttura a cikin ɗakuna a wasu lokuta. Ko kuma mu kulle wasu ma'aurata masu kunya a cikin kabad har sai sun sami damar yin ƙarfin hali.) Hakika, idan kun kasance balagagge don yin motsa jiki, ba kwa buƙatar yin wasa da gaske. Juya kwalban. A wannan bangaren…

Idan kana fama da rashin lafiya duk da haka don harba hotuna don mujallar (ko kuma masu yin Kalar Climax mujallar batsa Jam'iyyar Kwalba dole ne ya yi hankali) me zai hana a ba da sihiri a Juya kwalban jigo? Manta da duk wauta da juyi da lalata da jima'i wanda ainihin wasa na Juya kwalban yawanci yana da. Kulle duk wannan! Bayan kowane juyi na kwalabe, kawai sa mutanen ku su matsa zuwa wani wuri daban, kuma ku ɗauki wani hoto!

Ina gaya muku, wannan 1970s Copenhagen mai hikima ne!

Ina jin tilas, duk da haka, in yi korafi game da wani bangare na wannan lalata. Yana ji sosai a gare ni, ta wata takamaiman hanya. Shin kuna ganin wani abu mara adalci game da wannan hoton?

Me yasa, ee, wannan yana da yawa lokaci daya Dick tsotsa, ba haka ba? Ya kusa patriarchal, Kuna iya cewa, yadda dukkanin dick ke tsotsewa a wannan wasan!
Shin akwai wasu hotunan kwatankwacin inda duk abubuwan turawa na duka samfurin mata ana samun irin wannan kulawar a hankali? Ha! Kun san amsar. Na duba dukan mujallar, kawai don tabbatarwa. Hotunan da aka nuna a nan suna da kyau kamar yadda cunnilingus ke samu. Ba a taɓa samun farji sama da ɗaya da aka lasa ba, matsakaicin, kowane hoto. Kuma waccan, yawanci, yana samun kawai a hankali titin harshe, da kyar yake yawo a gefen wani wuri. Wannan ba ƙaƙƙarfan magana ba ne inda jima'i na baka ya kasance daidai-dama!
Ina tsammanin wannan batsa ce a gare ku. Ba zan iya da'awar wasanninmu na Juya kwalban, baya lokacin da nake tsiro, na nuna cikakkiyar daidaiton jinsi ko dai. Amma sun kasance sun fi wannan daidaituwar jima'i da yawa!
A ƙarshen rana, kodayake, ba za ku iya doke batsa na Danish ba don haɗa wasu kyawawan abubuwan kallon jima'i. Ina kuma za ku sami mutane shida suna tsotsar juna a fatar barewa guda?
