Juya Kwalbar Domin Orgy!
Shin samari a wannan zamanin har yanzu suna wasa Juya Kwalbar? Shin yara 'yan kwaleji masu ban tsoro, cike da sabbin halayen jima'i, har yanzu suna amfani da kwalba mai juyawa a matsayin uzuri ga ƙungiyoyin yin ƙungiya? Idan har wasu masu karatu basu san wasan ba: idan wuyan kwalbar ya tsaya, yana nuna ka, to ta karfin matsi na tsara, an tilasta ka! Ba zato ba tsammani ya zama makomarku don cire wani abu mai mahimmanci na tufafi, ko yin wani abu mai muhimmanci na jima'i da wani a cikin da'irar, yayin da kowa yake kallo da hoot.
To lokacin ku ne don juya kwalban gaba. Yanzu ya rage naku don neman abin kunya na jima'i akan mutum na gaba wanda kwalban da yake zaba ya zaba. Don haka wasan ya ci gaba, har sai kowa ya bugu da yawa, ko kuma mutane da yawa sun haɗu, kuma babu wanda ke sake jujjuya kwalbar.
Ban sani ba idan har yanzu irin wannan abin yana faruwa. Baya kafin mu sami batsa ta intanet kuma samfurora masu amfani, ko? A baya can, ya tabbata ya kasance! Amma ban taɓa jin wannan wasa ba Juya kwalban ya shiga wani rukuni na musamman. Jahannama, ban taɓa ganin wasa tare da cikakken cikakken jima'i ba, aƙalla ba a cikin jama'a ba. (Wasu lokuta mutane suna yin sikanin shiga cikin ɗakin kwana. Ko kuma za mu kulle wasu ma'aurata masu jin kunya a cikin wani kabad har sai sun sami damar kammala wani abu.) Kwarai da gaske, idan har kun isa ku sami abin motsa jiki, da gaske ba kwa buƙatar wasa Juya kwalban. A wannan bangaren…
Idan kana fama da rashin lafiya duk da haka don harba hotuna don mujallar (ko kuma masu yin Kalar Climax mujallar batsa Jam'iyyar Kwalba dole ne ya yi hankali) me zai hana a ba da sihiri a Juya kwalban taken? Manta da duk wautar dawa da juyowa da lalata abubuwan wasa na gaske Juya kwalban yawanci yana. Dunƙule duk wannan! Bayan kowane jujjuya kwalbar, kawai kawai mutanenka su matsa zuwa wani matsayi na daban, kuma ɗauki wani hoto!
Ina gaya muku, wannan 1970s Copenhagen mai hikima ne!
Ina jin tilas, duk da haka, in yi korafi game da wani al'amari na wannan ƙa'idar. Yana ji sosai an kewaye ni, a cikin takamaiman hanya. Shin kun lura da wani abu mara kyau game da wannan hoton?
Me yasa, ee, wannan yana da yawa lokaci daya Dick tsotsa, ba haka bane? Ya kusan patriarchal, Kuna iya cewa, yadda dukkanin dick ke tsotsewa a wannan wasan!
Shin akwai wasu hotunan kwatankwacin inda duk abubuwan turawa na duka samfurin mata suna samun kulawa sosai? Ha! Ka san amsar. Na bincika mujallar duka, don tabbatarwa. Hotunan da aka nuna anan suna da kyau kamar yadda cunnilingus yake samu. Ba a taɓa samun lalatacciyar farji sama da ɗaya ba, iyakar, a hoto. Kuma wannan, yawanci, yana samun ɗan hankali ne kawai, da ƙyar yake zagayawa a gefen wani wuri. Wannan kwata-kwata ba al'adu bane inda jima'i na baka yake daidai-dama!
Ina tsammanin wannan wasan kwaikwayo ne na batsa a gare ku. Ba zan iya da'awar wasanninmu ba Juya kwalban, baya lokacin da nake tsiro, ya nuna daidaituwar jinsi ko dai. Amma sun kasance sun fi yawa ta hanyar jima'i-daidaitawa fiye da wannan!
A ƙarshen rana, kodayake, ba za ku iya kayar da batsa ta Denmark don haɗa wasu kyawawan tabarau na jima'i ba. A ina kuma za ku sami mutane shida suna tsotse juna a kan fatar dabbar dawa?
