MILFs da Ted ke so

Intanet yana ta ɗorawa tun daga farkon sa'o'in 12 ga Satumba, lokacin da asusun Twitter na Sanata Ted Cruz na Amurka ba zato ba tsammani ya fito tare da babban tsohuwar zuciya ja "kamar" don Hakikanin Sarakuna shirin batsa daga shahararren MILF Mafarauci gidan yanar gizo, shirin mai nunawa Corey Chase.

Akwai wasu rukunin yanar gizo da yawa a can a yau waɗanda suke son yin birgima a cikin danna-ƙullin ku na ƙiyayya ta hanyar doke Ted Cruz, wanda hakika an ce shi ne mutumin da aka fi ƙi a Majalisar Dattawan Amurka. Tunani da shi yana son shirin bidiyo a tsakar dare abin ban dariya ne saboda daga cikin abubuwan da yayi ƙaurin suna (ainihin yana da dogon layi) shine lokacin da ya rubuta takaddun doka na jihar Texas yana mai cewa Amurkawa ba su da haƙƙin tsarin mulki na yin al'aura. A cikin ilimin nasa na lafazi:

Babu wani haƙƙin tabbatar da haƙƙin haƙƙin da zai tayar da al'aurar mutum don dalilai marasa magani wanda ba shi da alaƙa da haihuwa ko a waje da alaƙar mutum.

Ba shi da wuya a ga dalilin da yasa mutane suka ƙi wannan mutumin, daidai? (Yana kare haramcin sayar da kayan wasa na jima'i. Ya yi asara.)

Sharhin game da wannan lamarin daga abokin karatun sa na kwaleji da yawa ya taƙaita munafuncinsa a lokacin da yanzu:

Ted Cruz yana ganin mutane ba su da haƙƙin "ta da hankalin al'aurarsu." Na kasance abokin dakinsa na kwaleji Wannan zai zama sabon imani nasa.

- Craig Mazin (@clmazin) Afrilu 13, 2016

Ee, da kyau, wannan ba shine dalilin da yasa muke nan ba. isasshen game da Ted Cruz. Fuck wannan mutumin. Fuck wannan mutumin musamman!

Bari muyi magana game da batsa na MILF na ɗan lokaci!

"MILF" anayinta ne Yana nufin "Iyaye mata Zan so su yi lalata." Ba lallai ne su zama “uwaye” a zahiri ba - bai kamata a zama yara masu yawo ba. Abu ne na zamani. Yana nufin, yawanci, fewan shekaru kaɗan fiye da saurayin da ake zaton zai sayi batsa ko yin lalata; ba yarinyar da zai tafi kwaleji da shi ko ya nema a kwanan wata ba, amma ya fi ƙanwarta “balagagge” mace wacce shekarun ta uwarsa ce. MILF wani kyakkyawan sananne ne na gajerun kalmomi. MILFs suna rufe ruwa mai yawa. Shin kun taɓa ganin fitattun mamma suna tura turaren motsa jiki zuwa Maƙasudi ko Ciyar Kayan Abinci? Lotta MILFs a cikin wannan taron!

Na ce ba zan kara magana game da Ted Cruz ba, kuma ba zan yi ba. Kodayake sauran mutane basu tsaya ba tukuna, kuma wasu daga su suna fuckin 'ban dariya:

matar daga bidiyon teds da matarsa ​​Heidi haha pic.twitter.com / qB9n2b5Z4B

- mr. Rariya (@rariyajarida) Satumba 12, 2017

Gaba! Ba game da Ted Cruz ba. Game da batsa na MILF! Labaran batsa na MILF da aka fi so a shafinsa na Twitter yana kan taswirar duk lokacin da ake kokarin bayyana ta yayin da ake nuna kyamar aikin jarida da kuma nisanta daga “kayan.” Shin muna buƙatar harajin watsa labaru game da batsa na MILF? Babu matsala, mun sami guda ɗaya, kuma ga shi. Da Washington Post ake kira shirin:

Wani bidiyo daga jerin “Milf Hunter”. Shirye-shiryen kansa ya wuce minti biyu, cikakkun bayanai game da abubuwan da ke ciki galibi ba za a iya buga su ba. Yana kunshe da gado mai matasai, da 'yar fim din batsa Cory Chase, da wata' yar iskar yarinyar da ba ta da sha'awa, kuma saurayi ne mai kuzari.

Mujallar New York ta tafi tare da rashin nishaɗi irin na zamani a matsayin salo mai siffantawa:

Bidiyon mai tsawon minti biyu ya kunshi wata mata da ta dawo gida don samun wasu ma'aurata da suka fasa gidanta kuma suna lalata a shimfide. Maimakon ta mayar da martani ta kowace irin hanya da mutumin da ya gano tsirara maharan na iya amsawa, sai ta ci gaba da yin al'aura yayin kallon ma'auratan.

Gizmodo bai ma gwada ba. Wani wuri Nick Denton yana kuka a cikin giyarsa game da abin da Univision ta yi wa duk jaririnsa na Gawker Media:

Bidiyon batsa… ya nuna wata mace tana tafiya a kan namiji da mace suna jima'i a kan gado.

Jaridar Independent ta Burtaniya ta ma fi muni, tana zuwa da “hotunan mata biyu da wani mutum da ke yin lalata.”

Salon Newsweek yana da kamanceceniya da na majallar New York, kawai aƙalla Newsweek ya ji labarin farin cikin mata:

Wannan faifan, mintuna 2 da dakika 20 a tsayi, yana da mace tana tafiya cikin gidan da yake da alama. A can, ta gano wasu ma'aurata suna yin jima'i. Ta ci gaba da kallon su, don jin daɗin kanta.

Kuma wannan shine yadda fim ɗin MILF ya sanya jaridu a cikin Amurka, godiya ga sanata mafi ƙyamar Amurka!