Aikin Aiki Ko Fuck Titty?
Na kasance mai tarin batsa kusan shekaru arba'in. Kimanin kusan ashirin na ƙarshe, Ni ma ina yin rubutu game da batsa akan intanet. Abu daya da yake faruwa akan ma'aunin lokaci kamar wannan shine cewa matsalolin da ba za a iya shawo kansu ba a cikin nomenclature na batsa sun fara gallaza muku. Haka ne, batsa yana da mahimman bayanai - kuma kamar jima'i kanta, ma'anonin batsa suna iya rikici!
Matsalar nomenclature na yau tana da alaƙa da yin lalata, ana nufin “aikin titin” ko “aikin tsuntsaye.” Tit jobs wani zaɓi ne na aikin jima'i, kodayake da wuya abu ne mai wuya. Tsoffin mutane sun sani kamar ciwon mamma a ciki, likitocin bushe-ƙura na zamani (kuma saboda haka, Wikipedia) kira shi "sadarwar mammary." (Babu ainihin mutane da ke kiranta wannan.)
Ba ni da wani bayani game da ainihin sanannen bugun titty a cikin 2019. Na san cewa “a baya” kafin sauƙin hana haihuwa, ya kasance ne a kan bambancin ayyukan jima'i (wani wuri tsakanin handjobs da kuma tsuliya jima'i) don mutanen da ke damuwa game da ciki. Musamman mashahuri, watakila, a matsayin wani nau'i na "wuce gona da iri" ga samari masu mutunci tare da yalwar sirri amma babu sha'awar "yin hakan" ko "tafi duk hanya." (Buga waɗancan abubuwan yana sanya ni tsufa…)
Dogaro da tarin dalilai kamar tsawon dick, girman nono, da sassaucin da matar take da shi, wani lokaci yana yiwuwa (a kalla a ka'ida) hada aikin tsuntsaye da shi jima'i jima'i. Abu ne mai yiyuwa koyaushe (kuma lallai ne, wataƙila) don uwargidan ta sami fuskoki mai ɗaurewa azaman sakamakon matsalarta. A wasu kalmomin, tsohuwar tsohuwar kyakkyawa mai datti mai daɗi! (Yi shiri don neman gafara, kodayake, idan ba ta tsammanin hawa da ƙarfi sosai ba…)
Amma ina nan don kokawa da matsalar abin da za a kira duk wannan fun mai daɗi. A wani lokaci, yawancin ciwon mamma a ciki wanda ya gani a cikin mujallu na batsa an kira shi "tit job" ko wani lokaci wani "tsuntsaye aiki." Wannan yana da ma'ana. Kamar yadda yake tare da “aikin hannu” ko “busa aiki”, wannan aikin jima'i ne wanda ɗan ƙaramin aiki ne ga mace. Amma lokacin da tiyatar roba don canza nono ta zama “aikin bobo” ne, akwai wuri don rikicewa da ba a so. Akwai bambanci sosai tsakanin samun fuska mai gamsuwa da samun babban lada daga likitan filastik!
Da zarar intanet ta zo, matsalar sai ta ta'azzara. Kuna son kalmar shiga da zaku iya bugawa a cikin Google wanda ba zai dawo da wani abu ba… ba zato ba tsammani. Ba zan iya tabbatar da hakan ba, amma ina tsammanin kalmar “fucking titty” ta sami shahara sosai lokacin da waɗannan binciken suka fara yin kuskure. Tabbas, kowace magana da kalmar "titty" a ciki tana da sautin saurayi, amma aƙalla injunan bincike ba su cikin wata shakka game da abin da kuke so.
Ta yaya wannan duk ya girgiza? Da kyau, wani binciken da bai shafi kimiyya ba game da babban samfurin batsa (bidiyon a vPorn) ya nuna cewa wanda ya samu nasarar ma’anar shine “cin mutuncin titty.” Na samu kawai game da Hotunan 50 ta amfani da kalmar bincike “tit job”. Kalmar “fuffyty titty” ta ninka kusan sau uku dayawa: Hotunan 120. Auke da wannan ilimin, yanzu kuna da kayan aikin gano duk mafi kyau ciwon mamma a ciki batsa.
