Ban tsoro batsa Comics

Ta hanyoyi da yawa, Amurka ƙasa ce ta Puritan. Ba koyaushe ba ne ga waɗanda suke zaune a nan; bayan haka, muna da yawan smut. Amma ba mu rasa abin da ba mu san muna bace ba. Kuma daya daga cikin abubuwan da muka rasa tun farkon shekarun 1950 shine batsa a cikin littattafanmu masu ban dariya. Domin fiye da rabin karni da Hikimar Code Comics kiyaye littattafan ban dariya na Amurka kyauta daga kowane abu harma da jima'i.

Akwai, ba shakka, abubuwa masu ban tsoro da yawa. Amma abin ban tsoro yana da ban mamaki lokacin da wolf kerke bai taɓa yaga kyakkyawar yarinyar ba kafin ya ci ta. Kuma shin dodon da ke tsallewa daga cikin jeji da gaske dodo ne mai cikakken tsari, idan zai iya yin tashin hankali, amma ba ya ɗaukar nauyin barazanar jima'i? A zahiri, ta yaya yake gaskiyar cewa a cikin wasan kwaikwayo na ban tsoro na Amurka, kowace jaruma mara ƙarfi da aka ɗaure a cikin ginshiƙi na raye-raye ta sanya tufafinta? Sexy tsoro - batsa mai ban tsoro, idan kuna so - cikakken nau'in littafin ban dariya ne wanda a zahiri bai taɓa samun damar wanzuwa a Amurka ba, "godiya" ga Code Comics.

Abin farin ciki, babban duniya ne a can. ’Yan’uwanmu na Turai suna da nasu tsarin gudanarwa, kuma ba zan taɓa sanin duk ƙa’idodin da suke fafutukar bin (ko, watakila, don kaucewa). Amma zan iya gaya muku game da littafin batsa mai ban tsoro guda ɗaya wanda ya cancanci neman. (Zaka iya samun ɗan leƙen asiri a wurare daban-daban akan layi, idan kun tona sosai.) Tambarin shine “Terrificolor” ta Rayuwa - Mawallafin Faransanci kuma mai fassarar, yawanci, cikakken launi na batsa na Italiyanci mai ban tsoro fumetti. Kuma wallafe-wallafen Terrificolor ba su da wata matsala ta haɗa batsa a cikin abubuwan ban tsoro!

Na ambaci wani dodo mai tsalle daga cikin daji. Wannan ba misali ne na zato ba. Anan muna da "Little Blonde Riding Hood" (cikakke da kwandon kayan abinci ga kakarsa) wanda rashin sa'a shi ne saduwa da kullun da aka rufe tare da mummunan iko mai karfi:

Blackarƙwarar baƙar fata ba ta daɗe:

Dukan wahalar da ta sha ana gabatar da ita ne a cikin bangarori kusan 14, wanda zai iya bayyana duban yadin dubinta:

Abubuwan tambarin Terrificolor suna gudana zuwa yawancin ma'aunin ban tsoro-barkwanci kuma, ƙasa da "mutumin da ya rufe fuska yana tsalle daga cikin daji a rana mai duhu" da ƙari "karkataccen hunchback tare da gidan kurkuku mai cike da bera". Amma aƙalla waɗannan hunchbacks sun fahimci cewa berayen sun fi ban tsoro idan kun hana waɗanda ke fama da ƙaramin suturar kariya na iya samarwa:

A cikin wannan kwamiti na gaba, Jarumarmu tana addu'a. Tun da ba zan iya raba gaba ɗaya ba comic tare da ku, zan ba ku wannan mai ɓarnatarwa da yawa: addu'arta ba ta cikawa. Ba ya ƙare mata kyau.

A zahiri - kuma ba zan raba bangarorin karshe da suka shafi wannan mace mara dadi ba, saboda ma'anar kaina na "batsa" ba ta gudu ba - berayen sun ci ta sosai. Wannan matsala ce, ko kuma yana iya zama matsala gare ku, tare da batsa mai ban tsoro; za'a fara. A matsayin 'yancin fadin albarkacin baki, ra'ayi mai sassaucin ra'ayi, Ina cikakken goyon baya kuma ba ni da matsala tare da mutanen da suke yin da kuma buga irin wannan batsa. Amma a zahiri ba na son duba shi dalla-dalla ko sake buga shi a kowane tsayi a ƙarƙashin layina. Ba zan iya samun “sex” a cikin jini da ciki ba. Don haka an gargaɗe ku kuma an yi watsi da ku: kar ku je neman sikanin Terrificolor sai dai idan kuna shirye ku magance ɗan abin!