Batsa Na Aiki Domin Ranar Aiki

An rubuta wannan rubutun ne don girmama hutun ranar ma'aikata da ke zuwa a Amurka. Anan muna jin tsoron gurguzanci da kwaminisanci sosai don girmama ma'aikata masu tsari lokacin da sauran ƙasashen duniya ke yi. Mafi yawan mutane suna murna da hadin kan ma'aikata a ranar Ma'aikata ta Duniya a ranar 1 ga Mayu, amma Amurka itace dusar kankara ta musamman. Shekaru ɗari da ashirin da suka wuce, mun yanke shawarar yin Ranar Ma'aikata a farkon Satumba a maimakon haka, don "mallaki" masu ra'ayin gurguzu. (Ranar Ma'aikata ita ce ranar 3 ga Satumba a wannan shekarar.) A zahiri gurguzanci ne irin kalma mai datti a nan, muna tunanin wannan har ma da gurguzu batsa dole ne ya kasance mai ƙyama da girman kai, kamar wannan:

“Alhamdu lillahi, jarumai masu aikin gurguzu! Ajiye marasa lafiya, kuma buɗe rigar rigar ku kaɗan kaɗan gaba! Bari mu ƙulla tare a cikin abokantaka a cikin damina! Bayan haka, na yi alkawari, lokacin da al'adunmu na zahiri ya dawo da mu, muna aiki tare! Dole ne mu cika Shirin Shekara Biyar kuma mu kawo cikakken furen nasarar juyin juya hali!"

(Shin wannan ya taɓa yin aiki? Ivan Ivanovich, Ba na tsammanin suna son wani. A gaskiya… gudu!)

Tabbas mu aljanu 'yan jari hujja muna da namu jaruman masana'antu da ba a waka ba. Kallon da wannan matalauciyar mace ta yi a lokacin da ta ke ƙirƙira SAF-T-BRA ya nuna cewa duk abin da suka biya ta, bai isa ba:

Muna ba a zahiri ganin ta nono, ko da yake. A'a, abin da ake kira "brain mama" haƙiƙa ƙaƙƙarfan faifan ƙirji ne mai ƙarfi wanda suke sanya mata ma'aikata sawa a masana'anta. Har ila yau, kuna tsammanin sun tambayi kowace mace a raye game da waɗannan tabarau na tsaro masu sa ido a kan yarinyar a hagu? A'a, kawai sun ba wa waccan talakan, suka ce mata ta fito don harbin kayan tsaro ko kuma a kore ta. Kallonta take kamar tana can da bindiga. Ku yaba wa waɗannan jarumai na gaskiya na jari hujja!

Ga yawancin ma'aikata a Amurka, ko da yake, Ranar Ma'aikata hutu ce ta nishaɗi. Ƙananan garuruwa, manyan biranen, da kewayen birni a duk faɗin ƙasar sun bazu a ranar Juma'a kafin dogon ƙarshen mako. Kowane motar daukar kaya, abin motsa jiki na wasanni, tirelar jirgin ruwa, jirgin ruwa, ski, jet ski, abin hawa na nishaɗi, tirela mai ja da baya, da kuma sansanin fashe wanda zai iya motsa shugabanni don neman nishaɗi, da nufin wuraren shakatawa na lakeside, wuraren shakatawa na jihohi da na ƙasa. , kuma a duk inda za a iya hayar gida, ana iya ajiye RV, ko a kafa tanti.

Kadai maras nauyi na haɗin kai na aiki wanda ya rage akan nuni a gida? Yard aiki! Kasance-a-gida fuddy-duddies na kowane kwatance suna shirya lambunan su don lokacin bazara. Suna tsaftace yadudduka, suna shirye don faɗuwar ganyen kaka, kuma suna kula da yadi gabaɗaya. Idan kuma akwai ɗan wasan ɓoye-ɓoye na maƙwabcin da ke gudana a kan shingen baya, menene? Wato dadaddiyar wasa ce a cikin birni, kuma menene illar?

Babu wani sakon da ke bikin hutun aiki ta hanyar hotunan batsa da zai iya zama cikakke ba tare da aƙalla hoto ɗaya na mai aiki tuƙuru ba ko Yammacin Japan, waɗanda ke aiki koyaushe mafi kyau yayin da suke nitso don girbe kawa da kelp:

Ee, suna kan gefen da bai dace ba na Pacific don cin gajiyar hutun ma'aikata na Amurka, amma sun kasance cikakkiyar ma'aikata mafi kyawu a duniya. Na haɗa su da fiat. Suna maraba a cikin wannan sakon, domin ni Bacchus, ubangijin zaluncin maye, na bayyana haka!