Doka ta 34 Shine farawa
A baya a farkon shekarun 1990, kafin Duniyar Yanar Gizo ta wanzu, baya lokacin da na fara samun haɗin Intanet, baya lokacin da tunanina na "intanet" yana nufin biyan kuɗin tarho na minti ɗaya don haɗawa zuwa sabar NNTP don saukar da hotuna masu datti daga alt.binaries.picures.erotica ƙungiyoyin labarai, ɗaya daga cikin zazzagewar hoto na na farko shine na hoton salon anime na yarinya almara mara kyau. A lokacin, yawanci ba ku san abin da kuke samu ba har sai kun sami shi a kan rumbun kwamfutarka; Hotunan samfoti a zahiri ba wani abu bane kuma kwatancen fayil sun kasance gajeru ne. Wannan aljana mai jajayen ja, lokacin da aka zazzage ta kuma aka sake tsara ta a matsayin .gif (saboda har yanzu ita ce tsarin da aka saba), ta kasance tana da bambaro soda bambaro a cikin jakinta, kuma wani mugun abu ne ya hura mata zafi. Akwai, ba shakka, tambarin BBS (tsarin allo na bulletin allo) a gefe ɗaya na hoton.
Na rubuta wannan bayanin a sama daga tsohuwar ƙwaƙwalwar ajiya, kafin in je neman zurfin nutsewa a kan rumbun kwamfutarka don hoton. Amma na san cewa a wani wuri, saboda ni mai tattara bayanai ne, tabbas zan sami kwafin wannan hoton har yanzu, wanda aka binne a cikin wani babban kundin adireshi. Sai da na shafe kusan awa biyu ina same shi; yana da ranar fayil ɗin 1995 lokacin da na yi. Don jin daɗi kawai, ga wani ɗan yatsa mai kyan gani daga mai zane iri ɗaya da BBS:
(A zahiri irin abin al'ajabi ne da na sami jerin jerin hotuna na. Tsarin adana bayanai na yana gudana zuwa kundayen adireshi da yawa waɗanda ke da kundin adireshi da sunaye marasa fa'ida kamar “Data daga tsohuwar kwamfuta” kuma a cikin waɗancan kundayen akwai ƙarin kundin adireshi mai suna “Data daga tsohuwar kwamfuta. Idan kun sake maimaita wannan tsari zuwa kwamfutar ta MS-DOS ta farko a cikin 1987, sannan ku yada shi sama da shekaru talatin na yin reshe da rarrabuwar kawuna wanda aka zubar da hadewa da adanawa, duk wadannan sun lalace Kwanaki sun dace da sauƙi a kan tuƙi mai terabyte 2 kuma yana goyan bayan wani, amma gano wani takamaiman abu shine babban tambaya, hakika.)
Me yasa na cire wannan hoton na aljana musamman? Domin na tuna da shi, tare da sannu-sannu da zana layi-by-line monochrome ayaba-in-farji image daga farkon kwanakin farko na yawan bugun kira na bulletin allon tsarin, kamar yadda na halitta bayyanar da ra'ayi cewa duniya na batsa ne kamar yadda. fadi kamar duniyar tunanin mutum. Ana bayyana wannan sau da yawa, don dalilan intanet, kamar yadda Dokar 34: "Akwai batsa game da shi, babu keɓaɓɓe."
Dokar 34 ba ta wuce iyaka ba ce. Dokar 34 gaskiya ce.
A haƙiƙa, gaskiya ta fi girma fiye da Doka ta 34 ta ba da shawara ga mai karatu na yau da kullun. Ba wai kawai akwai batsa ba, akwai batsa na "nasa" waɗanda ba ku yi tunanin wanzuwa ba tukuna. Kuma ta wanzu, ba muna magana “akwai a sararin samaniya” ba; muna magana "akwai a cikin tunanin kowa." Doka ta 34 na iya zama gaskiya ko da “shi” ba ainihin abu bane.
Shin kuna shakka ni?
Ta yaya kuma za ku iya bayanin mutumin da ke tursasa Gummi tsutsotsi daga dick, kuma tattara bayanan ci gaban sa da hotuna, baya a 1996?
Ta yaya kuma kuke bayyanawa asali jima'i na tentacle, sanannen fasahar shunga doriya da jima'i wacce aka sani da Turanci kamar Mafarkin Matar Masunta, wanda aka zana a 1813 ta Katsushika Hokusai ɗan ƙasar Japan?
Ta yaya kuma kuke bayani yan mata?
Ta yaya kuma kuke bayanin Tubgirl?
To, don haka na yi muku alheri a kan wancan; Wataƙila kuna tsammanin fitacciyar intanet ɗin tubgirl, abin ban tsoro. Google cewa shit (a zahiri) kanka. Har yanzu, batu ya yi?
Zan iya ci gaba a haka duk yini. Yana da daɗi. Amma ina ganin mun gama. Dokar 34 gaskiya ce, mutane. Akwai batsa da shi. Babu ware. Ko da a lokacin da “shi” ba ainihin abu bane!
