Doka ta 34 Shine farawa
A farkon shekarun 1990, kafin wanzuwar Intanet ta Duniya, lokacin da na fara samun haɗin intanet, lokacin da ra'ayina na "intanet" yana nufin biyan kuɗin waya na minti ɗaya don haɗawa da sabar NNTP don saukar da hotuna marasa kyau daga alt.binaries.pictures.erotica newsgroups , ɗaya daga cikin hotunan da na fara samu nasara shine hoton wata yarinya mai ban mamaki mai ban mamaki. A wancan lokacin, yawanci ba ka san abin da kake samu ba sai ka same shi a rumbun kwamfutarka; ƙananan hotuna ba su da wani abu kuma bayanin fayiloli gajeru ne kuma suna da sauƙi. Wannan aljana mai ja, lokacin da aka sauke ta aka sake tsara ta a matsayin .gif (domin har yanzu shine tsarin da aka saba amfani da shi), ta bayyana cewa tana da takardar soda a cikin jakarta, kuma wani mugu yana hura ta cikin azaba. Tabbas, akwai tambarin BBS (tsarin allon sanarwa na dial-up) a gefen hoton.
Na rubuta wannan bayanin a sama daga tsohuwar ƙwaƙwalwar ajiya, kafin in je neman zurfin nutsewa a kan rumbun kwamfutarka don hoton. Amma na san cewa a wani wuri, saboda ni mai tattara bayanai ne, tabbas zan sami kwafin wannan hoton har yanzu, wanda aka binne a cikin wani babban kundin adireshi. Sai da na shafe kusan awa biyu ina same shi; yana da ranar fayil ɗin 1995 lokacin da na yi. Don jin daɗi kawai, ga wani ɗan yatsa mai kyan gani daga mai zane iri ɗaya da BBS:
(A zahiri irin abin al'ajabi ne da na sami jerin jerin hotuna na. Tsarin adana bayanai na yana gudana zuwa kundayen adireshi da yawa waɗanda ke da kundin adireshi da sunaye marasa fa'ida kamar “Data daga tsohuwar kwamfuta” kuma a cikin waɗancan kundayen akwai ƙarin kundin adireshi mai suna “Data daga tsohuwar kwamfuta. Idan kun sake maimaita wannan tsari zuwa kwamfutar ta MS-DOS ta farko a cikin 1987, sannan ku yada shi sama da shekaru talatin na yin reshe da rarrabuwar kawuna wanda aka zubar da hadewa da adanawa, duk wadannan sun lalace Kwanaki sun dace da sauƙi a kan tuƙi mai terabyte 2 kuma yana goyan bayan wani, amma gano wani takamaiman abu shine babban tambaya, hakika.)
Me ya sa na cire wannan hoton aljanu da ya yi girman gaske musamman? Domin ina tuna da shi, tare da hoton da aka yi a hankali a hankali a cikin ranakun farko na tsarin sanarwar dial-up, a matsayin yadda na fahimci ra'ayin cewa duniyar batsa ta yi faɗi kamar duniyar tunanin ɗan adam. Wannan galibi ana bayyana shi, saboda dalilai na intanet na gargajiya , kamar yadda Dokar 34 ta ce: "Akwai batsa, babu keɓancewa."
Dokar 34 ba ta da wani amfani. Dokar 34 gaskiya ne.
A haƙiƙa, gaskiya ta fi girma fiye da Doka ta 34 ta ba da shawara ga mai karatu na yau da kullun. Ba wai kawai akwai batsa ba, akwai batsa na "nasa" waɗanda ba ku yi tunanin wanzuwa ba tukuna. Kuma ta wanzu, ba muna magana “akwai a sararin samaniya” ba; muna magana "akwai a cikin tunanin kowa." Doka ta 34 na iya zama gaskiya ko da “shi” ba ainihin abu bane.
Shin kuna shakka ni?
Ta yaya kuma za ka bayyana mutumin da ke tura tsutsotsin Gummi a kan azzakarinsa, kuma yana ɗaukar hotunan ci gabansa a shekarar 1996?
Ta yaya kuma za ku bayyana asalin jinsin tentacle, sanannen zane-zanen shunga na jinsi na octopus wanda aka sani da Turanci a matsayin Mafarkin Matar Masunta , wanda mai zane Katsushika Hokusai na Japan ya zana a shekarar 1813?
Ta yaya kuma za ka bayyana ' yan matan potgirls?
Ta yaya kuma kuke bayanin Tubgirl?
To, don haka na yi muku alheri a kan wancan; Wataƙila kuna tsammanin fitacciyar intanet ɗin tubgirl, abin ban tsoro. Google cewa shit (a zahiri) kanka. Har yanzu, batu ya yi?
Zan iya ci gaba a haka duk yini. Yana da daɗi. Amma ina ganin mun gama. Dokar 34 gaskiya ce, mutane. Akwai batsa da shi. Babu ware. Ko da a lokacin da “shi” ba ainihin abu bane!
