G-Kirtani Geisha: Gasar Farji!
Rubutun yau game da G-Kirtani Geisha. Wannan fim din Jafananci mai laushi-batsa ne wanda bashi da kyau…
Kuna ba'a. “Babu? Amma Google ya san komai!" Ina ji kuna cewa. Kuma watakila Google Japan, a cikin Jafananci, yana da cikakkun bayanai game da wannan fim. Ba na jin Jafananci, kuma ba zan iya buga shi cikin injin bincike ba. Ba zan iya cewa ba.
Amma a Turanci? A'a, a'a, kuma a'a.
An shirya wannan fim ɗin a cikin 1975 - wannan shekara guda kafin Amurka ta yi bikin cika shekara biyu, kuma ta buga takardar kuɗi dala biyu - kuma a wancan lokacin, ba abu ne mai sauƙi ba don finafinan batsa na ƙasashen waje su sami kulawa sosai a Amurka.
Shekaru biyar bayan haka G-Kirtani Geisha samu shafi biyu-fari da fari yadawa a fitowar Nuwamba 1980 Adam Zango Duniya:
Kusan shekaru arba'in sun shude cewa ya fada karkashin idona. (Ina kallon waɗannan abubuwa don kada ku yi.) Yanayin farin ciki ya faru saboda Rahoton Rialto ya binciki mujallar da ake magana Kimanin wata guda da ya gabata, aika shi akan layi a cikin sigar hoton gidan yanar gizo marar duhu wanda ke da sauƙin gani, mai wuyar saukewa, kuma ba zai yuwu Google ya iya tantancewa ba. A zahiri ina sha'awar G-Kirtani Geisha, don haka na yi Google. Ban dawo da komai ba. Na dawo da sautin crickets. A gaskiya, abin da na samu shi ne wannan shigar kasusuwa a Database na Intanet tare da taƙaitaccen makircin makirci:
Wata matashiya / karuwa da ke aiki a gundumar nishaɗin Tokyo ta sami sanannen sanannen ta tsokoki na farji masu karfi. Wannan sanannen sanannen, amma, yana haifar mata da ƙiyayyar gidan kishiyar geisha. Gidajen biyu sun zabi sasanta rikicin ta hanyar jerin wasannin tsere tsakanin matashin tauraron da babban gidan kishiyar, tare da goyon bayan masu kudi na gidajen a matsayin kyautar.
Abubuwa uku sun dame ni game da bincike na Google da wannan shigarwar IMDB. Da farko dai, ban sami wani abu na gani komai ba. Na biyu, jimloli takwas da na samu a ciki Adam Zango Duniya yi aiki mafi kyau na taƙaita wannan “fim ɗin ruwan hoda” da aka manta (kamar yadda aka san finafinan Jafananci masu laushi na zamanin) fiye da IMDB:
Toei sabon kayan jima'i mai laushi shine romon batsa wanda aka saita a Tokyo na zamani. Megumi Hori ita ce Kazuyo, 'yar geisha daga dogon layin geisha, wacce ke sanye da jan gargajiya na dangin ta. fundoshi (G-string) don sarrafa tsokar ƙashinta. Ta kan nishadantar da gungun shugabannin kasuwar da rokoki don shahara lokacin da shugabansu ya yi matukar farin ciki kuma ya mutu. Makircin ya yi kauri lokacin da mahaifin Kazuyo ya ƙirƙiro sabon maganin ganye kuma ya haɗu da wani ma'aikacin inuwa wanda ya zambace shi daga takardar shaidar. Kauyo ta sami labarin cewa dabbar ƴan damfara geisha ita ce maƙiyinta Kacho. Yanzu makircin ya zama mai rikitarwa sosai. Climax gasar geisha ce wacce ja sanzanin saduwa da abokan hamayyarsu a cikin wani gwaji na fasaha, wanda ikon mallakar takardar shaidar likitancin ya dogara. A dabi'ance yana tashi a cikin yaƙin sarauta.
Ba zan iya jure wa barin wannan mujallar mai shafi biyu da aka yada a binne a inda injunan bincike ba za su iya ganin hotunan ko karanta rubutun ba.
Wani mummunan mutane a kwanakin nan kawai bears cewa idan wani abu ya kasance, zai kasance a cikin injunan bincike. Musamman idan yana da kyau! Yanzu, batsa mai ruwan hoda na Jafananci ba ƙoƙon shayi ba ne, zan ba ku wannan, amma ku kalli waɗannan hotuna! Wannan ba wani abu ne mai arha ba. Akwai akalla mutane talatin a wasu daga cikin wadannan fage! An kashe kuɗi da yawa da ƙoƙarin yin wannan abu, kuma yakamata a fi tunawa da shi.
Menene ƙari, idan kun sami jima'i ko kaɗan - kuma kuna yi, ko me yasa kuke nan? - ra'ayi na babban dan wasa gasar da gwajin farji prowess tsakanin jima'i ma'aikatan biyu geisha gidaje ya samu to tickle your funny kashi. Musamman lokacin da aka saita zuwa gasar shine ɗayan ƴan takarar geisha ta riga ta kashe abokin ciniki tare da ƙarfin ƙashin ƙashinta…
Ina amfani da wannan girbin Fim din Japan na batsa don yin magana: an yi asarar da yawa. Akwai abubuwa masu ban sha'awa da yawa a duniyar batsa waɗanda ba za ku iya gano su ba ta hanyar buga bincike a cikin burauzar ku. Fatal geisha farji? Sai kawai titin dutsen kankara!
