G-Kirtani Geisha: Gasar Farji!

Rubutun yau yana magana ne game da G-String Geisha . Wannan fim ne na batsa mai laushi na Japan wanda ba a san shi ba…

Kuna ba'a. “Babu? Amma Google ya san komai!" Ina ji kuna cewa. Kuma watakila Google Japan, a cikin Jafananci, yana da cikakkun bayanai game da wannan fim. Ba na jin Jafananci, kuma ba zan iya buga shi cikin injin bincike ba. Ba zan iya cewa ba.

Amma a Turanci? A'a, a'a, kuma a'a.

An shirya wannan fim ɗin a cikin 1975 - wannan shekara guda kafin Amurka ta yi bikin cika shekara biyu, kuma ta buga takardar kuɗi dala biyu - kuma a wancan lokacin, ba abu ne mai sauƙi ba don finafinan batsa na ƙasashen waje su sami kulawa sosai a Amurka.

Shekaru biyar bayan haka, G-String Geisha ta sami wani labari mai shafuka biyu na baƙar fata da fari a cikin fitowar Adam Film World ta Nuwamba 1980 :

Kusan shekaru arba'in sun shude kafin hakan ya faɗo mini a rai. (Ina duba waɗannan abubuwan don haka ba sai ka yi ba.) Wannan yanayi mai daɗi ya faru ne saboda Jaridar Rialto Report ta duba mujallar da ake magana a kai kimanin wata guda da ya wuce, ta buga ta a yanar gizo a cikin wani tsari mai duhu wanda yake da sauƙin gani, mai wahalar saukewa, kuma ba zai yiwu Google ta yi amfani da shi ba. Hakika ina da sha'awar G-String Geisha , don haka na yi bincike a Google. Ban sami komai ba. Na dawo da sautin kurket. A gaskiya ma, abin da na samu shi ne wannan rubutun da aka yi a Intanet Movie Database tare da ɗan gajeren taƙaitaccen labari:

Wata matashiyar Geisha/karuwa da ke aiki a yankin nishaɗi na Tokyo ta sami wani sanannen matsayi ta hanyar ƙarfin tsokoki na farjinta . Duk da haka, wannan sabon shaharar ta haifar mata da ƙiyayya ga gidan geisha mai hamayya. Gidaje biyu sun zaɓi su warware takaddamar ta hanyar jerin gasannin wasanni tsakanin matashiyar tauraruwar da babban abin jan hankalin gidan abokin hamayya, tare da goyon bayan masu kuɗi na gidajen a matsayin kyautar.

Abubuwa uku sun dame ni game da bincikena na Google da wannan rubutun IMDB. Da farko, ban sami wani abu na gani ko kaɗan ba. Na biyu, jimloli takwas da na samu a cikin Adam Film World sun yi aiki mafi kyau wajen taƙaita wannan "fim ɗin ruwan hoda" da aka manta (kamar yadda aka san fina-finan batsa na Japan na wannan lokacin) fiye da IMDB:

Sabuwar wakar Toei mai laushi da laushi ita ce rawar batsa ta ribald da aka shirya a Tokyo ta zamani. Megumi Hori ita ce Kazuyo, wata yarinya 'yar geisha daga dogon layin geishas, ​​wacce ke sanye da ja fundoshi na gargajiya na iyalinta (G-string) don sarrafa tsokoki na ƙashin ƙugu. Tana nishadantar da wasu shugabannin kasuwa da kuma yin fice lokacin da shugabansu ya yi matukar farin ciki ya mutu. Tatsuniyar ta yi kauri lokacin da mahaifin Kazuyo ya ƙirƙiro sabon maganin ganye kuma ya haɗu da wani mai aiki mai duhu wanda ya zambace shi daga haƙƙin mallaka. Kauyo ta fahimci cewa geisha na dabbar mai zamba ita ce abokin gabanta Kacho. Yanzu tatsuniyar ta yi rikitarwa sosai. Climax gasa ce ta geisha inda ja fundoshis ke haɗuwa da abokan hamayyarsu a cikin gwaji na ƙwarewa, wanda mallakar haƙƙin mallaka na magani ya dogara da shi. A zahiri ya ƙare a cikin sarautar yaƙi.

Ba zan iya jure wa barin wannan mujallar mai shafi biyu da aka yada a binne a inda injunan bincike ba za su iya ganin hotunan ko karanta rubutun ba.

Mutane da yawa a zamanin nan suna tsammanin cewa idan akwai wani abu, zai kasance a cikin injunan bincike. Musamman idan yana da kyau! Yanzu, batsa mai launin ruwan hoda na Japan ba abin sha'awa ba ne ga kowa, zan yarda da hakan, amma kawai ku kalli waɗannan hotunan! Wannan ba wani abu ne mai arha ba. Akwai aƙalla mutane talatin a wasu daga cikin waɗannan yanayin! An kashe kuɗi da ƙoƙari mai yawa wajen ƙirƙirar wannan abu, kuma ya kamata a tuna da shi sosai.

Menene ƙari, idan kun sami jima'i ko kaɗan - kuma kuna yi, ko me yasa kuke nan? - ra'ayi na babban dan wasa gasar da gwajin farji prowess tsakanin jima'i ma'aikatan biyu geisha gidaje ya samu to tickle your funny kashi. Musamman lokacin da aka saita zuwa gasar shine ɗayan ƴan takarar geisha ta riga ta kashe abokin ciniki tare da ƙarfin ƙashin ƙashinta…

Ina amfani da wannan fim ɗin batsa na Japan na da don in faɗi wani abu: an rasa abubuwa da yawa. Akwai abubuwa da yawa masu ban mamaki a duniyar batsa waɗanda ba za ku iya gano su ba ta hanyar buga bincike a cikin burauzar ku. Farji mai mutuwa na geisha? Sai ƙarshen kankara!