Ban tsoro batsa Comics

A hanyoyi da yawa, Amurka ƙasa ce ta Puritan. Ba koyaushe take bayyana ga waɗanda muke zaune a nan ba; bayan haka, muna da tarin abubuwa. Amma ba ma rasa abin da ba mu san mun rasa ba. Kuma ɗaya daga cikin abubuwan da muka rasa tun farkon shekarun 1950 shine batsa a cikin littattafan barkwancinmu . Fiye da rabin ƙarni Hukumar Kare Mujallar Comics ta hana littattafan barkwanci na Amurka daga duk wani abu ko da na jima'i ne daga nesa.

Akwai, ba shakka, abubuwa masu ban tsoro da yawa. Amma abin ban tsoro yana da ban mamaki lokacin da wolf kerke bai taɓa yaga kyakkyawar yarinyar ba kafin ya ci ta. Kuma shin dodon da ke tsallewa daga cikin jeji da gaske dodo ne mai cikakken tsari, idan zai iya yin tashin hankali, amma ba ya ɗaukar nauyin barazanar jima'i? A zahiri, ta yaya yake gaskiyar cewa a cikin wasan kwaikwayo na ban tsoro na Amurka, kowace jaruma mara ƙarfi da aka ɗaure a cikin ginshiƙi na raye-raye ta sanya tufafinta? Sexy tsoro - batsa mai ban tsoro, idan kuna so - cikakken nau'in littafin ban dariya ne wanda a zahiri bai taɓa samun damar wanzuwa a Amurka ba, "godiya" ga Code Comics.

Abin farin ciki, duniya ce mai girma. 'Yan'uwanmu na Turai suna da nasu tsarin dokoki, kuma ba zan taɓa sanin duk ƙa'idodin da suke fama da su ba (ko, wataƙila, don kauce wa). Amma zan iya gaya muku game da wani littafin barkwanci na batsa mai ban tsoro wanda ya cancanci a bincika. (Kuna iya samun hotuna da yawa a wurare daban-daban akan layi, idan kun yi bincike sosai.) Alamar ita ce "Terrificolor" ta Elvifrance - mawallafin Faransa kuma mai fassara, yawanci, fina-finan batsa na Italiyanci masu ban tsoro. Kuma wallafe-wallafen Terrificolor ba su da wata matsala wajen haɗa batsa cikin barkwancinsu na ban tsoro!

Na ambaci wani dodo mai tsalle daga cikin daji. Wannan ba misali ne na zato ba. Anan muna da "Little Blonde Riding Hood" (cikakke da kwandon kayan abinci ga kakarsa) wanda rashin sa'a shi ne saduwa da kullun da aka rufe tare da mummunan iko mai karfi:

Blackarƙwarar baƙar fata ba ta daɗe:

Dukan wahalar da ta sha ana gabatar da ita ne a cikin bangarori kusan 14, wanda zai iya bayyana duban yadin dubinta:

Abubuwan tambarin Terrificolor suna gudana zuwa yawancin ma'aunin ban tsoro-barkwanci kuma, ƙasa da "mutumin da ya rufe fuska yana tsalle daga cikin daji a rana mai duhu" da ƙari "karkataccen hunchback tare da gidan kurkuku mai cike da bera". Amma aƙalla waɗannan hunchbacks sun fahimci cewa berayen sun fi ban tsoro idan kun hana waɗanda ke fama da ƙaramin suturar kariya na iya samarwa:

A cikin wannan shiri na gaba, Jaruminmu yana addu'a. Tunda ba zan iya raba muku dukkan barkwancin ba , zan ba ku wannan abin ɓatarwa: addu'o'inta ba su da amfani. Bai ƙare da kyau a gare ta ba.

A zahiri - kuma ba zan raba bangarorin karshe da suka shafi wannan mace mara dadi ba, saboda ma'anar kaina na "batsa" ba ta gudu ba - berayen sun ci ta sosai. Wannan matsala ce, ko kuma yana iya zama matsala gare ku, tare da batsa mai ban tsoro; za'a fara. A matsayin 'yancin fadin albarkacin baki, ra'ayi mai sassaucin ra'ayi, Ina cikakken goyon baya kuma ba ni da matsala tare da mutanen da suke yin da kuma buga irin wannan batsa. Amma a zahiri ba na son duba shi dalla-dalla ko sake buga shi a kowane tsayi a ƙarƙashin layina. Ba zan iya samun “sex” a cikin jini da ciki ba. Don haka an gargaɗe ku kuma an yi watsi da ku: kar ku je neman sikanin Terrificolor sai dai idan kuna shirye ku magance ɗan abin!