Batsa Na Aiki Domin Ranar Aiki

An rubuta wannan rubutun ne don girmama hutun ranar ma'aikata da ke zuwa a Amurka. Anan muna jin tsoron gurguzanci da kwaminisanci sosai don girmama ma'aikata masu tsari lokacin da sauran ƙasashen duniya ke yi. Mafi yawan mutane suna murna da hadin kan ma'aikata a ranar Ma'aikata ta Duniya a ranar 1 ga Mayu, amma Amurka itace dusar kankara ta musamman. Shekaru ɗari da ashirin da suka wuce, mun yanke shawarar yin Ranar Ma'aikata a farkon Satumba a maimakon haka, don "mallaki" masu ra'ayin gurguzu. (Ranar Ma'aikata ita ce ranar 3 ga Satumba a wannan shekarar.) A zahiri gurguzanci ne irin kalma mai datti a nan, muna tunanin wannan har ma da gurguzu batsa dole ne ya kasance mai ƙyama da girman kai, kamar wannan:

“A gaishe ku, gwarazan mata masu aikin kwadagon gurguzu! Sanya sickle ɗinka, ka buɗe rigunan riguna kaɗan maɓallai kaɗan! Bari mu dunkule tare cikin aiki cikin shea! Bayan haka, na yi alkawari, wanda aka dawo da shi lokacin al'adunmu na zahiri, za mu yi aiki tare! Dole ne mu cika Tsarin Shekaru Biyar kuma mu kawo cikakkiyar nasarar nasara ta juyin juya hali! ”

(Shin wannan ya taɓa yin aiki? Ivan Ivanovich, ban tsammanin suna son wani ba. A gaskiya… gudu!)

Tabbas mu 'yan jari hujja muna da namu jarumai mata na masana masana'antu. Kallon fuskar wannan matar talakka yayin da take kwaikwayon SAF-T-BRA ya nuna cewa duk abinda suka biya ta, to bai isa ba:

Muna ba a zahiri ganin ta tsuntsaye, ko. Nope, abin da ake kira "bra" haƙiƙa kwalliya ce ta roba mai cikakken kirji wanda suke sanya mata ma'aikata sa a masana'anta. Hakanan, kuna tsammanin sun tambayi kowace mace da rai game da waɗancan tabarau masu ɗauke da ido a kan yarinyar a hannun hagu? A'a, kawai sun ba su waccan matar, kuma sun gaya mata ta zo don harbin kare lafiyar ko kuma a kore ta. Tana yi kamar tana gun bindiga. Jinjina wa wadannan gwarazan mata na jari hujja!

Ga yawancin ma'aikata a Amurka, kodayake, Ranar Ma'aikata hutu ce ta hutu. Theananan garuruwa, garuruwa masu tsaka-tsaki, da wuraren kiwo a duk faɗin ƙasar babu komai ranar Juma'a kafin ƙarshen mako. Kowace motar dako, motar amfani da kayan motsa jiki, tirela ta jirgin ruwa, jirgin ruwa, jet ski, motar motsa jiki, bayan-bayan campa-trailer, da kuma zango wanda zai iya motsa kawunan mutane don neman nishadi, da nufin sansanonin bakin ruwa, da wuraren shakatawa na jihar da na kasa. , kuma duk inda za'a iya hayar gida, za'a iya yin RV, ko kuma a kafa tanti.

Iyakar abin da kawai ya nuna na hadin kan ma'aikata da ya rage a nuna a gida? Yard aiki! Fuddy-duddies-a-gida na kowane kwatancen suna shirya lambuna don lokacin kaka. Suna tsabtace farfajiyar su, suna shirin faduwar ganye ta kaka, kuma suna yin gyaran yadi na gaba ɗaya. Kuma idan akwai ɗan ƙaramin makwabcin da ke ɓoye a cikin bangon baya, menene na shi? Wannan tsohuwar wasa ce a cikin kewayen birni, kuma menene cutarwa?

Babu wani sakon da ke bikin hutun aiki ta hanyar hotunan batsa da zai iya zama cikakke ba tare da aƙalla hoto ɗaya na mai aiki tuƙuru ba ko Yammacin Japan, waɗanda ke aiki koyaushe mafi kyau yayin da suke nitso don girbe kawa da kelp:

Haka ne, suna kan ɓangaren da ba daidai ba na Pacific don cin gajiyar hutun aiki na Amurka, amma sun kasance mafi ƙarancin ma'aikata a duniya. Ina hada su da fiat. An yi marhabin da su a cikin wannan sakon, saboda ni, Bacchus, maigidan mashayi, na bayyana shi haka!