Lokacin Soyayya: Mafi Munin Batsa

Eureka! Na same shi. A cikin ɗakunan tarihin batsa na da, na sami mafi munin mujallar batsa da aka taɓa bugawa.

Akwai ‘yan takara da yawa. Wataƙila ba ku yarda da zaɓina ba. Amma da farko dole ne ku kalle ni a kan wannan laifin batsa. Zo, ka huta tare da ni cikin tsananinta. Yi rawar jiki tare da ni yayin da muke ganin muguntarsa. Kuma wataƙila idan mun gama, za ku yarda da ni hakan Lokacin Soyayya (wanda aka buga a Malmo Sweden a cikin 1971) shine mafi munin batsa mag.

Kafin mu nutse cikin wannan paisley Eurofest na tsakiyar shekaru karkatar da kewayen birni, menene marcas mummunan batsa mujallar gaske mummunan? Zan fara da cirewa daga rukunin “munana” duk batsa da ke dauke da gawarwakin da na ga ba na so ko kinks da ayyukan da ba nawa bane kawai. Babu ma'ana a cikin ɓarna da ƙyamar jiki. Kowane nau'ikan nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'in nau'i ne wanda ba na ni ba, akwai wasu mutane a wajen da suke layi. biya kuɗi mai kyau don ganin waɗancan hotuna masu datti. Ba mummunan batsa bane kawai saboda bai dace da abubuwan da nake so ba.

Nope, hujjata ita ce, abin da ke sa batsa ba kyau lalata. Da akwai masu fasaha masu saurin shiga harkar kasuwanci, samari (kuma koyaushe mutane ne) wadanda suke jin cewa duk wani hoton jima'i zai siyar, to me yasa kuke damuwa da inganci? Wadannan mutane sun ji cewa duk wani tsohon tsari da duk wani tsohon tsari da zasu yi, babu bukatar sanya yanayin jima'i ya zama mai gamsarwa ko "zafi" ko kuma abin sha'awa.

Lokacin Soyayya ya ɗauki wannan halin zuwa matsananci. Mafi yawan launuka masu kyalkyali mujallar batsa ta Scandinavian na shekarun 1960 da 1970 sun sayar da kyau a cikin Amurka saboda sun fi bayyane fiye da kowane abu da za a iya bugawa a nan; amma saboda gasa tsakanin arewacin (ba Katolika ba) Turai daga yawancin furodusoshi, yawanci ingancin yana da yawa. Ban san abin da ya faru ba a TIP-Produktion a Malmo, amma sun yi rauni tare da dude mai tsufa wanda dick da kyar yake wahala da kuma mata masu kyau kyawawa waɗanda kowane yanayin fuska yana kuka da rashin son shi ya taɓa shi. ko ta hanyar juna.

Sakamakon ya zama abin ban dariya na rashin kallo, samfuran da ke riƙe da kansu kawai ta yadda basa iya riskar junan su, da ƙyar-akwai yatsan hannu, kuma mafi girman hoto wanda bai dace da hotunan jima'i ba ya kasance aikina ne in gani.

Misali, shin kun taɓa ganin maɗaukaki biyu mai ban sha'awa wanda mata biyu keyi wanda ke kulawa da ainihin ainihin alaƙar azzakari? Ko ya ga an yi shi, don wannan al'amari, a kan zakara mai taushi?

Sannan kuma akwai karamar matsalar da mata masu yin wasan basa kallon kyamara (wanda zai iya hada ido da mai kallo) ko kuma ga mai wasan maza. Madadin haka, suna duban wurare masu nisa, wanda ke nuna rashin nishaɗi ko ƙararrawa. Lokacin da na raba wasu daga wadannan hotunan a shafin Twitter, wani mai amfani ya yi barkwanci cewa mace mai duhun gashi tana cikin damuwa "Umm, ashe wani tauraron mai shigowa ne, wanda zai kusan shafe duk wata rayuwa a Duniya?"

Kuma a wani wasan kwaikwayon, inda wannan 'yar fim din ke ƙoƙarin yin kishiyar da ba ta dace ba a cikin yanayin rashin fata na (a) zakara da ba ta da tsayayye don zama a kan wannan (b) yana bukatar ganin kyamara yayin (c) ta da gaske baya son taɓa kowa sosai kuma (d) 'yar'uwarta cikin wahala tana ƙoƙari ta kasance a wurin yayin da ba ta samun wani namiji ko mace na sha'awar al'aura a kanta, Gashi mai duhu ya sake yin kira ga sammai, wanda ya sa na Twitter wag to pipe up: “” Duba, lallai ina tsammanin wannan yanayi ne na mutuwa, a can. ”

Tabbas, ina tsammanin dukkanmu zamu fi so idan ya kasance.

Wannan hoton na gaba shine, Ina jin, shine mafi kyawun hoton batsa wanda ban taɓa gani akan fim ba. Mutuminmu ya sami nasarar kutsawa tare da sauran samfurin mata, wanda ke jingina (wani abu don kauce wa magana da Baldy) kamar dai zai binciki farjinmu mai duhun gashi mai duhu (duk da cewa a bayyane take ba ta da niyyar lasa a zahiri, kuma mai yiwuwa tana riƙewa numfashinta). A halin yanzu Baldy yana kai hannu na abokantaka ga masanin sararin samaniya, wanene karkatar da kai da wuyan ta a wani yanayi mara dadi sosai don tabbatar da cewa ba zai iya shafar wani abu mafi kusanci da kafada mai sanyi ba.

A bayyane bayan wannan yanayin babu wanda ya gudu da kururuwa daga saitin, duk da haka, saboda gaba zamu ga masanin falakinmu mai duhu yana ba Baldy a gaske bushewa, wanda ya bayyana yana tonowa. (Idanunta galibi a rufe suke, wanda hakan ba alama ce mai ƙarfi da ke nuna cewa tana jin daɗin aikinta ba.) Yana da hannu kyauta akan ɗayan samfurin kuma ta yana nunawa don yin al'aura, ba tare da gamsarwa ba; amma ina tsammanin abin da galibi take yi shine makircin fitowar ta.

Kuma ta yaya duk abin ya ƙare? Ban taba ganin zuwansa ba haka nan kai ma ba za ka gani ba! Wannan watakila ba zahiri aaddamar da ninja kickhouse wanda aka tsara don sanya mai tauraron mu mai duhu-fellatrix daga ainihin wahalar da take ciki, amma tabbas ya zama ɗaya!

Kuma menene jahannama ma'anar jima'i na tsayawa kamar haka tare da dude wanda ke riƙe ƙafafunku yayin da yake tsotsa dick, ta wata hanya? Wanene ra'ayin ya wancan? Yana da bad batsa, mummunan lalacewa, rashin la'akari, ba tunani mai kyau ba.

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