Doka ta 34 Shine farawa
A baya a farkon shekarun 1990, kafin Duniyar Yanar Gizo ta wanzu, baya lokacin da na fara samun haɗin Intanet, baya lokacin da tunanina na "intanet" yana nufin biyan kuɗin tarho na minti ɗaya don haɗawa zuwa sabar NNTP don saukar da hotuna masu datti daga alt.binaries.picures.erotica ƙungiyoyin labarai, ɗayan saukakkun hotuna na farko da aka samu nasara ta kasance irin surar anime ce ta 'yar almara. A can baya, yawanci ba ku san abin da kuke samu ba sai kun samu a rumbun kwamfutarka; samfoti takaitaccen siffofi ba lallai bane abu kuma bayanan fayil sun kasance a taƙaice kuma waƙa. Wannan almara mai jan gashi, lokacin da aka zazzage ta kuma aka sake dawo da ita a matsayin .gif (saboda wannan har yanzu shine tsarin daidaitaccen tsari), ya zama tana da takardar soda a takarda a cikin jakarta, kuma wani mugun iska ne yake ta hauhawa da zafi. Tabbas, akwai tambarin BBS (tsarin buga katin sanarwa) a gefen gefen hoton.
Na rubuta wannan bayanin a sama daga tsohuwar ƙwaƙwalwar ajiya, kafin in tafi don zurfafa bincike akan rumbun kwamfutata na hoto. Amma na san cewa a wani wuri, saboda ni mai taskance bayanai ne, mai yiyuwa ne in sami kwafin wannan hoton har yanzu, an binne shi sosai a cikin wasu matattarar matattara. Ya dauke ni kusan awa biyu kafin na same ta; yana da kwanan wata fayil na 1995 akansa lokacin da nayi. Don kawai don nishaɗi, a nan akwai kyawawan vampire na farji daga mai zane da BBS:
(A zahiri irin mu'ujiza ne wanda na samo jerin hotunan. Tsarin adana bayanan na yana zuwa ga kundin adireshi da yawa waɗanda suke da ƙananan hukumomi tare da sunaye marasa ma'ana kamar "Bayanai daga tsohuwar komputa" kuma a waɗancan kundin adireshin sunfi ƙananan ƙananan hukumomi masu suna "Bayanai daga tsohuwar kwamfuta . ”Idan ka sake sarrafa wannan tsarin zuwa kwamfutata ta farko ta MS-DOS a shekarar 1987, sannan ka fadada shi sama da shekaru talatin na rassa da karkatar da rumbunan adanawa wadanda za a zubasu su hade su a ajiye su a sake su. kwanaki suna dacewa a sauƙaƙe akan tuƙin 2-terabyte kuma suna tallafawa wani, amma samun wani abu takamaimai babban tambaya ne, hakika.)
Me yasa na rage wannan hoto na musamman-almara? Domin na tuna da shi, tare da mai daukar hoto a hankali ta hanyar layin monochrome banana-in-farji daga kwanakin farko na na yawan zuwa tsarin rubutun sanarwa, a matsayina na wanda yake nuna cewa duniyar batsa kamar mai fadi kamar duniyar tunanin ɗan adam. Ana bayyana wannan sau da yawa, don dalilan intanet, kamar yadda Dokar 34: "Akwai batsa game da shi, babu keɓaɓɓe."
Dokar 34 ba ta wuce iyaka ba ce. Dokar 34 gaskiya ce.
A zahiri, gaskiyar ta fi ta 34 Dokar ta ba da shawara ga mai karatu mara izini. Ba wai kawai akwai batsa a ciki ba, akwai batsa na "nasa" wanda ba ku taɓa tunanin wanzuwa ba. Kuma da kasancewar, ba muna magana ne da “kasancewa a cikin sararin duniya ba”; muna magana ne “wanzu a cikin tunanin kowa.” Dokar 34 na iya zama gaskiya ko da kuwa “shi” ba ainihin abu bane.
Shin kuna shakka ni?
Ta yaya kuma za ku iya bayanin mutumin da ke tursasa Gummi tsutsotsi daga dick, kuma tattara bayanan ci gaban sa da hotuna, baya a 1996?
Ta yaya kuma kuke bayyanawa asali jima'i na tentacle, sanannen fasahar shunga doriya da jima'i wacce aka sani da Turanci kamar Mafarkin Matar Masunta, wanda aka zana a 1813 ta Katsushika Hokusai ɗan ƙasar Japan?
Ta yaya kuma kuke bayani yan mata?
Ta yaya kuma kuke bayanin Tubgirl?
Yayi, don haka na yi muku alheri a kan wancan; da alama kun kasance kuna tsammanin shahararren intanet din tubgirl, wanda ake yadawa. Google cewa shit (a zahiri) da kanka. Duk da haka, an yi ma'ana?
Zan iya ci gaba da wannan kamar kullun. Yana da fun. Amma ina ganin mun gama. Dokar 34 gaskiya ce, mutane. Akwai batsa daga gare ta. Babu banda. Koda lokacin da “shi” ba ainihin abu bane!
