Makemake ʻoe e lilo i kaikamahine VPorn?
I kēia manawa hiki iā ʻoe, a ʻaneʻane maʻalahi loa e ʻoiaʻiʻo e kiʻi i lei aliʻi wahine vPorn!
Ke hoʻololi mau nei mākou ma vPorn a hoʻonui i kā mākou repertoire. Manaʻo mākou e hāʻawi iā ʻoe i ka mea hiki ke noi ʻia no ka liʻiliʻi. Ma ka hoʻohui ʻana i nā pūʻali, hiki iā mākou ke ulu like ma luna a ma ʻō. Aia ʻoe i loko e komo i ke kaiāulu ulu o nā poʻe like? E kali a hiki i kou ʻike hou ʻana e pili ana i nā mea a mākou e hāʻawi aku nei i uku no kahi kiʻi maʻalahi a, maikaʻi hoʻi.
ʻAʻohe mea maikaʻi aʻe ma mua o ka leʻaleʻa ʻili ʻōlohelohe o ka wahine, akau? E ʻala iki ai i nā mea, e pāʻani kākou i kahi pāʻani maʻalahi. ʻO kahi pāʻani i maʻalahi ka maʻalahi o nā lula a kēlā me kēia kanaka ma luna o ko lākou ʻāina i hiki i ke kānāwai. ʻO kahi mea hou aʻe, pono ʻoe i kahi māka (hiki i ka ʻulaʻula a i ʻole ka polū!) A me kahi hāmeʻa e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke paʻi i kāu kiʻi iho. ʻOi aku ka nui o kahi kiʻi uila me kahi kāmela kūpono. A ʻo ia kahi mea a nā mea āpau, pololei au?
E aha aʻe?
I lilo i kaikamahine vPorn, pono ʻoe e hana i kekahi mau rula ʻakaʻaka a me, ma mua o kou ʻike ʻana, hui ʻoe i ka ʻāina kamahaʻo. Mākaukau anei ʻoe e hoʻomau?
OK, eia ka mea e pono ai e hana. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻohe mea hoihoi, he aha ka mea e hiki mai ana ma hope e kāhea ai no ka leʻaleʻa a me ka leʻaleʻa.
ʻO ka mua, loaʻa kapa ole. A i ʻole semi-ʻōlohelohe. ʻŌlohelohe, pussies a ʻoluʻolu loa nā hoki. Akā inā ʻoe e hilahila, ʻae mākou iā ʻoe pū kekahi.
ʻO ka lua, lālau i kēlā ʻulaʻula a polū (a ʻeleʻele a i ʻole ke kala ʻē aʻe) a kahakaha i kou ʻili "vporn.com." ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole mākou e ʻae i nā kiʻi o ʻoe e paʻa ana i kahi ʻāpana pepa me ka hōʻailona ma luna. E hoʻopau koke ʻia kēlā mau mea i hoʻouna ʻia. Mai hoʻopilikia i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke kākau i ka "vporn.com" liʻiliʻi a i ʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kākau iā ia ma kou kino holoʻokoʻa. E hana like e like me kou makemake. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohui i ke “kaikamahine” a i ʻole nā “kaikamahine” i ka hopena. ʻAʻohe ala kūpono a hewa paha pehea ʻoe e hana ai inā aia pololei ia i kou ʻili.
A ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole mākou e noi iā ʻoe e kāomi iā "vporn.com" ma kou ʻili. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i ka momona a i ka hopena lahilahi o kāu māka a hoʻouna iā mākou i kahi kiʻi o ʻoe iho. E nānā maoli mākou i kēlā me kēia waiho ʻana a paʻi koke ia e like me ka hiki.
ʻO nā kānāwai loea ʻē aʻe a ʻo ia wale nō. Pono kāu mau kiʻi e max 5 MB ka nui a ma ka liʻiliʻi 600px ākea. ʻO ka maikaʻi o ke kiʻi, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi.
Inā mākaukau ʻoe e lilo i kaikamahine vPorn, e hoʻomaka e kaʻana like i kāu mau kiʻi i kēia lā. ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, i kēia manawa nō! E hele kā mākou pūʻulu loiloi ma o kēlā me kēia kiʻi ou a hoʻohui i ka pūnaewele iā ASAP.
Hoʻouna wale i kāu mau kiʻi ʻōlohelohe i [pale ʻia ka leka uila] a e mālama kākou i ke koena.
Pehea ka leʻaleʻa? A ʻae, ʻo ka mea āu e ʻike ai ma ke ala kiʻekiʻe nā kaikamahine vPorn āpau!