Ngaba uyafuna ukuba yintombazana eyi-vPorn?
Ngoku unako, kwaye phantse kulula kakhulu ukuba yinyani yokufumana isithsaba sentombazana eyi-vPorn!
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Akukho nto intle njengokuzonwabisa ulusu lomntu obhinqileyo, kunene? Ukuqhola izinto kancinci, masidlale umdlalo olula. Umdlalo onoluhlu olulula lwemithetho wonke umntu ongaphezulu kweminyaka yobudala belizwe lawo angajoyina. Enye into, kufuneka ube nesiphawuli (inokuba bomvu okanye luhlaza okwesibhakabhaka!) Kunye negajethi onokuzithatha ngayo ifoto yakho. I-smartphone enekhamera ehloniphekileyo ingaphezulu ngokwaneleyo. Kwaye yinto yomntu wonke, ngaba ndilungile?
Yintoni elandelayo?
Ukuze ube yintombazana ye-vPorn, kuya kufuneka ungene kwimithetho embalwa ehlekisayo kwaye, ngaphambi kokuba uyazi, ujoyina ilizwe lokumangalisa. Ngaba ukulungele ukuqhubeka?
Kulungile, nantsi into ekufuneka uyenzile. Hayi, akukho nto inomdla, oku kulandelayo kulandela umnxeba wokuzonwabisa kunye nokuzonwabisa.
Kuqala, fumana ze. Okanye ubuncinci be-ze. Iibhokhwe ezihamba ze, pussies Kwaye iidonki zamkelekile. Kodwa ukuba uneentloni, siyakwamkela nawe.
Okwesibini, bamba olo lubomvu okanye luhlaza okwesibhakabhaka (okanye mnyama okanye nawuphi na umbala) kwaye ubhale kulusu lwakho "vporn.com." Hayi, asiyamkeli imifanekiso yakho ephethe iphepha elinophawu. Ezo zingeniso ziya kungafaneleka kwangoko. Ungazikhathazi ngokuzama.
Ungabhala "vporn.com" encinci okanye ungayibhala kuwo wonke umzimba wakho. Yiba nobuchule ngendlela obungathanda ngayo. Unokudibanisa "intombazana" okanye "amantombazana" ekugqibeleni. Akukho ndlela ichanekileyo okanye iphosakeleyo uyenza njani ixesha elide ngokuthe ngqo kulusu lwakho.
Kwaye hayi, asikuceli ukuba ubhale i "vporn.com" kulusu lwakho. Ungasebenzisa amanqatha okanye isiphelo esincinci sommakishi wakho kwaye usithumelele umfanekiso wakho. Ngokwenyani siya kuyiphonononga ingxelo nganye kwaye siyipapashe ngokukhawuleza.
Imithetho embalwa yobugcisa ekhawulezayo kwaye yiyo loo nto. Imifanekiso yakho kufuneka ibe nobukhulu obungama-5 MB kwaye ubuncinci ngama-600px ububanzi. Umgangatho ophezulu womfanekiso, ungcono.
Ukuba ukulungele ukuba yintombazana ye-vPorn, qala ngokwabelana ngemifanekiso yakho namhlanje. Ndiyathetha, ngoku! Iqela lethu lokujonga kwakhona liya kuhamba yonke imifanekiso yakho kwaye uyongeze kwindawo ye-ASAP.
Thumela nje imifanekiso yakho ehamba ze [imeyile ikhuselwe] kwaye masikhathalele ezinye.
Kwakumnandi kanjani oko? Ewe, into oyibonayo yonke indlela ephezulu ngawo onke amantombazana e-vPorn!