Dokar Tinkerbell ta 34 Amfani da Zagi

Masu karatu na dogon lokaci za su iya tuna lokacin da na fara magana game da Dokar 34, wannan ƙa'idar karya ta intanet mai lalata da ke cewa "Akwai batsa, babu keɓancewa." Abin da ba za ku iya tunawa ba shi ne cewa hoton farko a cikin wannan rubutun ya nuna wata aljana mai jajayen kai da aka kama wadda aka hura mata da zafi ta hanyar amfani da bambaro mai soda... to, za ku iya tsammani, ko ku je ku duba.

Fairies, kodayake kanana ne, basu da shekaru, kuma suna da tauri sosai. Toughwafinsu ya yi sa'a a gare su, saboda ba su da kyau sosai a ƙarƙashin Dokar 34. Ya zama akwai dukkan masana'antar gida gida ta batsa da ke ba da damar yin amfani da jima'i ta ƙananan ƙananan su da kuma rashin ƙarfi ko ƙarfin musamman. Ganin irin mutuncin da suke da shi na nuna azanci na sihiri, sanya fitina ga irin wannan wulakanci na jima'i yana da haɗari sosai idan ba wawa ba ne, amma mu mutane masu kama mu haka muke, ina tsammani.

Wataƙila aljani mafi shahara a kowane lokaci shine Tinkerbell, wanda aka fi sani da Tinker Bell. Kawai saboda ƙaramar yarinya ce, bai kamata a ɗauke ta a matsayin wacce ba ta da shekaru ko kuma wacce ba ta da jinsi ba. A cikin littafin Peter And Wendy na shekarar 1911 , wanda wani ɓangare ne na tarihinta na addini, an ce game da mutanenta "Bayan wani lokaci sai [Peter] ya yi barci, kuma wasu aljanu marasa ƙarfi suka hau kan sa a kan hanyarsu ta komawa gida daga wani wurin shakatawa."

A cikin littafin Peter Pan na farko , an gabatar da Tink a matsayin mai kyau sosai, har zuwa rigunan wando masu kyau da take sawa don yin barci. "...tana da kyau cikin wani ganye da aka yanke ƙasa da murabba'i wanda za a iya ganin siffarta ta agogo da kyau." Peter ya yi barazanar "buɗe labulen boudoir ɗinku, sannan duk za mu gan ku a cikin sakacin ku." Ta kasance abin sha'awar ɗan adam tun daga farkonta!

Babu shakka wannan shine dalilin da yasa, a tarihin fina-finan Tink, manyan 'yan wasan kwaikwayo sun fito a cikinta duk lokacin da ta fito a fina-finan kai tsaye, farawa da Virginia Brown Faire , wacce take da shekaru 20 lokacin da ta fito a fim ɗin Tink a cikin fim ɗin shiru na 1924 Peter Pan :

Aƙalla a cikin tunanin masu sha'awarta masu sha'awar batsa, kusan ya zama abin sha'awa na Tinkerbell tun daga lokacin, tare da duka, binciken al'aurarta, ɗaurewa, ambaliyar ruwa, da kuma yin jima'i ba tare da wani sha'awa ba. Har ma an ɗora mata alhakin aikin da ya gaji da kuma ɗaukar nauyin da ya rataya a wuyanta na yin wani irin aikin hannu mai cikakken ƙarfi ga wanda ya shahara da sha'awar fashin teku, wanda ke riƙe ta a kan ƙaramin sarkar zinare kuma yana "saka" ta har ta gaji:

Idan ta yi birgima a cikin aikinta na bawa, Tink ba ta da kankanta don azabtarwa. Ana iya bugun fage, kuma ba sa son hakan:

Yawanci mutane na loutish, abu na farko da suke yi idan suna da Tinkerbell a hannu shine yatsan ta. Aiki ne mai sarkakiya, amma wani ya yi hakan:

A ƙarshen rana, sakamako ɗaya ne kawai yayin da ɗan adam ya yi amfani da almara kamar wasan yara masu motsa rai masu kyan gani, masu hankali, yatsu masu hankali, da bakinsu mai zafi. A cikin mummunan hannun mazaje masu wahala, Tinkerbell koyaushe iska tana malalowa cikin ambaliyar jizz. Kaddara ce da ba makawa, wacce daga karshe ta zama mai murabus:

Dokar 34: Yana da wahala ga ƙananan mutane!