Dokar Tinkerbell ta 34 Amfani da Zagi

Masu karatu na dogon lokaci na iya tunawa a karo na farko da na tattauna Dokar 34, cewa dokar ƙarfe ta yanar gizo mai lalata da ke shelar “Akwai batsa daga gare ta, babu keɓewa.” Abin da baza ku iya tunawa ba shine farkon hoton farko a cikin wannan sakon fasalta mummunan almara wanda aka sake birgeshi wanda ake sakawa cikin raɗaɗi ta hanyan soda aka saka… da kyau, zaku iya tsammani, ko ku tafi kallo.

Fairies, kodayake kanana ne, basu da shekaru, kuma suna da tauri sosai. Toughwafinsu ya yi sa'a a gare su, saboda ba su da kyau sosai a ƙarƙashin Dokar 34. Ya zama akwai dukkan masana'antar gida gida ta batsa da ke ba da damar yin amfani da jima'i ta ƙananan ƙananan su da kuma rashin ƙarfi ko ƙarfin musamman. Ganin irin mutuncin da suke da shi na nuna azanci na sihiri, sanya fitina ga irin wannan wulakanci na jima'i yana da haɗari sosai idan ba wawa ba ne, amma mu mutane masu kama mu haka muke, ina tsammani.

Wataƙila mafi shahararrun almara a kowane lokaci shine Tinkerbell, aka Tinker Bell. Saboda kawai karama ce, bai kamata ku ɗauka cewa ba ta balaga ba ko kuma ba ta jima'i ba. A cikin littafin 1911 Peter Da Wendy, wanda wani bangare ne na tarihinta, an ce game da mutanenta "Bayan wani lokaci sai [Bitrus] ya yi barci, kuma wasu marasa kishi marasa kishi dole ne su hau shi a kan hanyarsu ta dawowa daga wani wasan kwaikwayo."

A cikin farko Peter Pan labari, Tink's an gabatar da shi azaman mai banƙyama, dama har zuwa kyawawan abubuwan da take sa bacci. Tana da kyau… a sanyaye a cikin ganye a yanka ƙasa da murabba'i wanda za'a iya ganin hoton sa'ar sa mafi kyau. " Bitrus ya yi barazanar "buɗe labule a cikin gidan ka, to, za mu gan ka cikin sakacinka." Ta kasance balagagge abun sha'awar mutum tun daga farkonta!

Duk wannan babu shakka dalilin da ya sa, a cikin tarihin fim ɗin kansa na Tink, manyan mata mata ke yi mata wasa a duk lokacin da ta fito a cikin finafinai masu nuna kai tsaye, farawa da Virginia Brown Faire, wacce ke 20 lokacin da ta kunna Tink onscreen a cikin yanayin shiru na 1924 Peter Pan:

Aƙalla a cikin kyakkyawan tunanin da yawancin ƙaunatattun ƙawayenta ke yi, ya zama ba komai ba ne ga Tinkerbell tun daga lokacin, cikakke tare da raɗaɗi, ɓarna game da al'aurarta, kangin bauta, ambaliyar ruwa, da kuma mu'amala da jima'i ta kowane fanni. Har ila yau, an ɗora mata nauyin gajiya da ɗawainiyar bayarwa iri cikakken hannu handjob ga mashahurin-mashahurin ɗan fashin teku ɗan fashin teku, wanda ke riƙe ta a kan ƙaramin sarkar zinariya kuma yana “aiki” da ita har ta gaji ga jiki:

Idan ta yi birgima a cikin aikinta na bawa, Tink ba ta da kankanta don azabtarwa. Ana iya bugun fage, kuma ba sa son hakan:

Yawanci mutane na loutish, abu na farko da suke yi idan suna da Tinkerbell a hannu shine yatsan ta. Aiki ne mai sarkakiya, amma wani ya yi hakan:

A ƙarshen rana, sakamako ɗaya ne kawai yayin da ɗan adam ya yi amfani da almara kamar wasan yara masu motsa rai masu kyan gani, masu hankali, yatsu masu hankali, da bakinsu mai zafi. A cikin mummunan hannun mazaje masu wahala, Tinkerbell koyaushe iska tana malalowa cikin ambaliyar jizz. Kaddara ce da ba makawa, wacce daga karshe ta zama mai murabus:

Dokar 34: Yana da wahala ga ƙananan mutane!