Ride My Pohakuloa

Ke kākau nei wau i kēia pou ma kahi o hoʻokahi pule ka lōʻihi mai ka lā nui aloha ʻāina nui ma ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa. No kaʻu poʻe heluhelu honua, ʻo ia kahi e hana ai mākou i kā mākou hoʻolauleʻa nui me nā parade a me nā ahi ahi a me ka nui o ka wili ʻana o ka hae. Inu nui i ka pia, ʻai nui i kaʻiʻo. E haʻi ʻōlelo kekahi mea kālaiʻāina e pili ana i ke kūʻokoʻa a pehea mākou ka ʻāina maikaʻi loa o ka honua.

I kēia makahiki ʻaʻole au e ʻike. Ma ka hōʻike hope loa aia he 2,000 a ʻoi paha o nā keiki hoʻopakele me ka mālama ʻole ʻia, ʻo kekahi o lākou i loko o nā halelewa hiki ʻole ke ʻike ʻia mai nā hale paʻahao, ma ko mākou palena hema. A i hoʻokahi manawa (aia kekahi pāʻālua politika, ʻaʻole paha ia e kū i kēia manawa) ʻo ka hoʻolālā e lawe i nā keiki heʻe he 20,000 i loko o ka mālama a hoʻopaʻa iā lākou ma ke ʻano he hostages politika i kahi hakakā politika lapuwale a kūlohelohe a mākou e hakakā nei. ʻO ka hoʻoweliweli mokuʻāina ma kahi pae nui. ʻAʻole ia e makemake iaʻu e hele i kahi parade a nalu i kahi hae.

Ua loaʻa i ka USA kahi inoa maikaʻi ʻole i ke kenekulia 21 i ka wā e pili ana i ka holo ʻana i nā hale paʻahao no ka poʻe i hoʻowahāwahā ʻia e ke aupuni.

ʻO ka manaʻo e hoʻonui ākea nei mākou i nā hale paʻahao i ke kaila o nā kahua hoʻomoana - a hoʻopiha iā lākou me nā keiki - ʻaʻole wau e makemake e hele a hoʻolohe i kahi ʻōlelo aloha ʻāina. ʻAʻole kēia makahiki.

Akā ʻo nā luaahi? ʻOlu ke ahi. ʻAʻole loa wau e luhi i nā rockets, kahi e pili ana i ka hoʻolālā i nā ʻano o ka ʻōnaehana mea kaua, nā ʻōnaehana halihali, a me nā mea o ka nani nui ke hele lākou "Kaboom!" A, ʻoiai, i kahi kāne porn e like me aʻu ʻaʻole lākou e kū i ka phallic kamahaʻo.

I ka makahiki o nā makasina pulp, he mea maʻamau ka ʻike ʻana i kahi heroine kōkua ʻole i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i kahi pōhaku, a i ʻole i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o hoʻokahi, e like me ka hoʻouka ʻia ʻana i waho a i ʻole kahi like like me ka weliweli a make hoʻi. I kēia manawa he lōʻihi papa inoa o ka poʻe makemake wau e koho no kahi huakaʻi i loko o kēia roketa ma aneʻi, akā pono wau e noho no ka moeʻuhane a me ke kaniʻuhū a me ka makemake.

Inā makemake ʻoe e hele i kahi maikaʻi ʻole a kūlohelohe a snuffy hoʻi e pili ana i kāu mau puʻukū-e hōʻike ana i nā moemoeā, hōʻike ʻia ka mea pena ʻo Gronc i kēia kanaka ahi ahi heihei ahi no kāna Nā kaikamahine pahū moʻo hoʻi i ka makahiki 2007. E like me nā kaikamahine pahū a Gronc, ua hauʻoli ʻo ia e pili ana i ka hū a me ka uila e hōʻike ana e hāʻawi ana ʻo ia:

ʻO kaʻu punahele o nā kaikamahine holoholo holoholo ʻo nā wahine hobo me ka ʻoliʻoli. Wela i luna o kahi hōkū no laila ʻaʻole lākou e ʻaʻa nui, a ke holo pono nei lākou i kēlā pahu lele lele e ʻā ana i waena o kā lākou mau ʻūhā ikaika. pono ma waho o kā mākou mana hoʻi hope. Loaʻa iā lākou ko lākou lole i loko o kahi pūʻolo lima nani ma luna o kahi lāʻau i hoʻolei ʻia ma luna o ko lākou poʻohiwi a ke aloha nei lākou iā mākou no ka mea ʻaʻole lākou e hoʻi mai.

E hele ana ʻo ia i hea? Nīnau nā kāne e makemake e ʻike, akā he nīnau paʻakikī e pane. Aia kekahi paukū mai kahi mele a kahi mea hoʻohenehene Tom Lehrer e hōʻike nei i ka pilikia.

"Ke pau aʻe nā pūkā,
ʻO wai ka mea e noʻonoʻo i ko lākou wahi i iho ai?
ʻAʻole ia kaʻu keʻena, ”
wahi a Wernher von Braun.

Hauʻoli lā aloha aloha ʻāina, nā kānaka āpau. A mai poina e waiho i kou poʻo i lalo.