14 Nā Pālua Paʻa No nā Wahine [Infographic]

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E nā wahine, inā makemake ʻoe e hoʻopūʻiwa i kā ʻoukou mau keikikāne, e nānā pono ʻoe i kēia mau lauoho kaulana ʻole a kaulana ʻole o nā wahine. Pili wau makemake ʻoe e hoʻāʻo i kahi kokoke koke. Ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe, maopopo loa iaʻu ua hoʻāʻo mua ʻoe i nā ʻano mea like ʻole iā ʻoe iho.

Makemake e kaʻana i ka mea i hana maikaʻi loa iā ʻoe?

Me nā mea e like me ka lauoho pubic, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokolohua e like me kou makemake. E alo iā ia, ulu wikiwiki ia me ka wikiwiki, a hiki iā ʻoe ke hele ʻōhule mau. I ka pōkole, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana hewa i nā mea.

Me ka hana hou ʻole, e hana i kēia manawa a ʻoluʻolu i ka hopena. E pīhoihoi paha kāu ipo a i ʻole kāu mea haʻahaʻa ma o ka hale.

1. Aloha

Inā he kāne hou ʻoe, hele mai kēia me ka mākaukau loa. A i ʻole inā makemake wale ʻoe e hōʻike iā ia i kou aloha iā ia, e hoʻolilo i kāu nahele i puʻuwai.

2. Lau lau

ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e ʻoluʻolu kūlohelohe e hoʻolilo i kou lauoho pubic i lau. Hana iā ia no nā kumu āpau āu.

3. ʻOhe laʻalāʻau

ʻAe, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hana nui ke hiki mai i ka laʻalāʻau mega. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i kahi serum e hoʻonui loa ai.

4. ʻOhule

Koho wale i kahi pahi kahi a hele i ʻōhule AKA kahi loa iā ʻoe iho.

5. Paʻa lōʻihi

Ma kahi o ke kaila maʻamau, pōkole, e hele i ka mile keu a haʻuki i ke aho lōʻihi.

6. Māhele

Inā nalo mau ʻo ia, e hōʻike iā ia i kahi e loaʻa ai kāu mau mea nani.

7.Superman

Inā paha ʻoe he fan nui o Superman a i ʻole ʻo ia kāu Superman, ʻoki i kāu nahele i ke ʻano o kahi Superman logo.

8 Batman

Pēlā nō me ka mea ma mua, hoʻokahi ala akamai e ʻoki ai i kou lauoho pubic i ke ʻano o kahi Batman.

9. Laau Kalikimaka

Maliʻa paha hele mai ʻo Kalikimaka i ka wanaʻao no ʻolua, a i ʻole ʻo ka Mele Kalikimaka paha ia, inā ʻoe e hoʻolālā e hoʻolilo mau manawa pili me kāu mea aloha, ʻo ka lāʻau Kalikimaka kahi lauoho pubic nifty e hele pū.

10. Kukulu

Lawe mau ke ānuenue i kahi minoʻaka nui i nā maka o nā mea āpau. Eia nō naʻe, e hele i kahi pae i mua, hele me kahi lauoho anuenue i lalo a ʻike pono e nānā i kāna mau helehelena.

11. ʻileymaka

Inā ma hope ona kahi wiki lōʻihi a paʻakikī a koʻikoʻi hoʻi, ʻoliʻoli mau kahi minoʻaka i nā mea āpau. Lole lole, hoʻolilo i kou ulu lāʻau i ka minoʻaka a kāhea iā ia i kahi lā.

12. Hitler

See ʻike kiʻi.

13. ʻAina hauʻoli

ʻIke paha ʻoe i ka mea hauʻoli ma mua o ka pāʻina hauʻoli? Kanu ʻia kahi kāne me kona alo i loko o ka McDonald's-shapped-pubic-hair anal. Makemake ʻoe Bon.

14. VP

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