Xa Abafazi be squirt
Ukuchithwa kwabasetyhini. Ukuqhekeza. Ukutyhala. Kweminye kukukhula, kwabanye luphawu lomeleleyo kakhulu okanye isisu. Kubantu abaninzi, nangona kunjalo? Sisizathu nje sokuxoxa.
Wena? Akufanele uxabane malunga ne-squirting. Ngokukodwa ukuba uyindoda.
Ngapha koko, ukuba uyindoda, kukho izizathu ezinamandla zokugcina umlomo wakho uvaliwe malunga nayo yonke le nto. Makhe ndikucacisele.
Uninzi lwamadoda angazange abekho ngexesha le-squirt anokucinga, okanye athi, "Yiyo pee nje." Musa ukuba ngulo mfo. Ukuba ubukhe wajikeleza ngexesha lomsebenzi wamanzi, uyazi ngcono. Incasa ayilunganga, ivumba alilunganga, umbala uhlala ungalunganga, uburhabaxa abukho zonke gwenxa. Ayisiyo pee. Esi sesona sizathu sikhulu sokugcina umlomo uvaliwe, ii-dudes. Okomzuzu nantoni na evakala ngathi urhanele-umchamo uqala ukuphuma emlonyeni wakho, igama lakho lokuba yindoda ethembekileyo iyatshatyalaliswa nabantu abathandanayo ngokwesondo. Ungaqala nje ukubaleka ujikeleza ukhwaza “Ndiyintombi enyulu! Ndiyintombi nto! Ndiyintombi enyulu! ”
Mhlawumbi khange ube nethamsanqa kangaka. Mhlawumbi akukho namnye kumaqabane akho owabelana nawo ngesondo oonomatse. Kwaye mhlawumbi uyakrokrela kuba ubonile ezinye ze-porn ezingathandekiyo. Ewe, squirting yinto ekhohlisayo yabadlali ababhinqileyo ukuyalela ikhamera. Akukho Viagra yayo! Kuyo yonke indalo engamanyala eyenziwe kakubi, ngaba benze "iphonografi" iphonografi apho umbono we-squirting utyholwa ngumenzi wokuchola? Wena betcha! Kwiskrini esingamanyala, akukho mntu unokujoja okanye ukungcamla okanye uve umahluko; kwaye ukuba ucinga ukuba "imigaqo yokuziphatha kubuntatheli bezemidlalo" yayiyihlaya (umonakalisi: yayinjalo), linda nje de sibe "nokuziphatha Imifanekiso engamanyala”Incoko. Ngamafutshane, kwividiyo, konke kubila kwinto okhetha ukuyikholelwa ngokusekwe kumgangatho weqonga.
Kodwa "u-porn squirting uyinyani" uluvo (bubuxoki, ngendlela) ngumgibe. Kuya kufuneka uyivale yap yakho malunga naloo nto, nayo, ukuba ucinga njalo. Awundikholelwa? Lixesha lokuba ithiyori yomdlalo othile! Masihambe ngenye indlela: cinga ukuba uvula umlomo wakho otyebileyo utsho. Ngokusisiseko utyhola abadlali beqonga ngokwenza iifinyisi zabo. Kuyinyani okanye akunjalo, abasetyhini abakuvayo baya kukuva oku "njengamaxoki abasetyhini", kwaye ayilunganga loo nto kuwe. Kwaye baya kukucaphukela kabini ngokungakuqondi oko abadlali bezamanyala Ngubani do belingisa ukusebenza kwabo ngokwesondo rhoqo esebenza phantsi kolwalathiso lweqela lesithathu, ukonwabisa abaphulaphuli. (Nguwe lowo, fucker!) Kodwa ke nantsi, ubatsalela ngenkohliso endaweni yokubancoma ngokwenza okuthile. Akubukeka kakuhle. Awunakuphumelela nayiphi na indlela. Kungcono ugcine umlomo wakho.
Kwenzeka njani ukuba ubudenge bube ngu "pee nje" kubudala bukaGoogle? Indoda, ayisosidenge, udidi "kukuchama nje" kuGoogle, izisindisa ekujongeni njenge-virgin middle-schooler, ifilimu kwishumi elinanye. Ngelishwa ayisiyonto ilula kangako. Uninzi kakhulu "lweengcali" zamadoda zichithe iminyaka emininzi zininzi malunga nesini esizimeleyo sabasetyhini. Bachitha isizukulwana bezama ukukhanyela nokucima loo shit, kwaye bakhupha amanqaku angamashumi amane ezigidi ze-poo-pooing clitoris, g-spot, ejaculation yabasetyhini, yonke loo nto. UGoogle ugcwele izixhobo zabo zenzululwazi ye-psuedo, kwaye zonke zixutywe kunye nesayensi elungileyo. Kuthatha i-geekfest yeentsuku ezintathu ukuyicwangcisa yonke. Okanye, ungathemba nje ubungqina beemvakalelo zakho:
Andizukuzama, kubude obufutshane bezinye ezi zithuba, ukukuxelela indlela "yokwenza umfazi wakho abonakale." Yintoni thina, bantu basemqolombeni? Ukuyibeka ngcono: Kulula kwiindlela zikaGoogle eziza kukunceda wena kunye neqabane lakho nibe namava e-squirting. Kodwa ukuqala nje, ukuba wena kunye naye sijongane kwaye uvukile kakhulu kwaye sele ninomnwe okanye emibini ngaphakathi kuye kwaye nenza umqondiso kunye nabo ngokungathi nithi nabo "yizani apha" kwaye nive inyama ngaphakathi kwakhe Ngaphantsi kweminwe yakho iya kuba yinto ecekeceke okanye enamaqhuqhuva ngendlela ebingazange ibekho ngaphambili, yazi ukuba ubuncinci unokuqalwa kakuhle kwi-adventure yakho (kunye naye). Akukho ziqinisekiso (abantu, kunye ne-pussies, kunye neminwe, i-individualistic kakhulu!) Kodwa loo nto i-ridged / bumpy texture (G-spot!) Luphawu oluthembisayo.
Ndiyathemba ukuba ukhumbule ukuba ubeke iitawuli phantsi!
