What Could Go Wrong During A Blowjob? [Infographic]

Things you definitely do not want to happen during a blowjob

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So, you find yourself in the best situation possible known to humankind – you are about to get a blowjob!

But then something weird happens.

Either she just does not have a clue what she is doing or you relax a little too much.

What to do next?

Do you pretend like nothing happened? (Very likely.)

Or you openly discuss the situation and try the whole process all over again. With practice, even a bad blowjob eventually ends up becoming insanely fulfilling.

But is there really such a thing as a “bad blowjob?”

I have not experienced one yet, so I cannot really openly chat about it. But if you have undergo some unpleasant situations, by all means, share your story in the comments section below.

Today, we will look at what can possibly go wrong during a blowjob.

And there is a ton that can go wrong, you might just have not been involved in it yet. (Lucky you.)

16 worst things that can ruin a blowjob

1. Bite marks

Unless you enjoy pain, you definitely do not want her to use teeth on your cock. No one wants to be left with bite marks.

2. Burp

If she drank too much soda before going down on you, she might burp during giving head.

3. Throw up

You know what’s even worse than a belch? Yes, you read that right, if she actually throws up. Things happen, this is just a warning.

4. Unexpected cum-in-mouth

When she is so damn good at blowing you, you completely forget to send out a warning and explode with a hot torrent of spunk straight into her mouth. If she is a swallower, good, if not, well, you know the answer.

5. Fart

Just like the lady might release some unpleasant body sounds, the dude can, too. And a fart is something that is not that uncommon.

6. Pass out (breath through the nose!)

Ah, the women who entirely forget to breathe through their nose, those are the worst.

7. Sore throat

With a cock way too big for her mouth and her not having the slightest idea how to deepthroat; shit happens.

8. Hair in mouth

Probably the most common of all situations that can happen during a blowjob. No need to talk more about it.

9. Squeezing too hard

Again, if you like pain, good for you. However, for all the rest, babes, just be gentle and do not squeeze the shaft like an orange.

10. Punch in the balls

Ouch.

11. Mom/granny opens the door

Everything flows amazingly well, you are kissing and she slowly approaches your cock. When she is about to wrap her lips tightly around your prick, mom, or even worst, granny, opens the door. Dude, can’t you at least knock?!

12. Tiny mouth, big penis

Something every guy wishes for.

13. Licking only is not a blowjob

Women, when you approach blowjob, it is not only about licking it like you would like a lolly. Stick it in your damn mouth.

14. Too many breaks

No matter if it is for constant hair in the mouth or whatever else, too many breaks make the cock go flaccid again.

15. She is a complainer

Your hair is too long, your cock is twisted to the right, you have too many veins on your cock, you have this and you have that; just stand up and walk away.

15. No enthusiasm

At least pretend you are eager about a blowjob.

16. Worst case scenario: Bite off

I do not even want to think about this one. There, now I am thinking of it.