What Could Go Wrong During Licking Pussy? [Infographic]

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Have you ever wondered what could go wrong during licking pussy?

To be frank with you, I am happy for you if you have not. After you start to overthink things, a worry may occur and shit may happen.

Sometimes, it is better to think less and just go for it.

While we already looked at what could go wrong during a blowjob, the time has come to switch things up a little bit.

Ladies, this one is for you.

However, whoever out there is interested in boosting their pussy licking skills, we have a full infographic about it. Let the pornstars teach you how to do it like a pro. Surprise your babe with something new and she will love you even more,

Practice, practice, practice and you can get really far.

1. Piece of toilet paper

Ladies, please, if you use the toilet, make sure there is no toilet paper left down under. Especially when you use public toilets. We men are hungry for something else, not paper.

2. Fart

Okay, we get it, the tongue is so damn skilled, it lets you relaxed fully. Note one thing: do not relax so much you can not control yourself anymore. Just so you know, a fart is not that pleasant during licking pussy out.

3. Queef

While fart and queef are in no way related, the sound they produce is kinda similar. If you got to do it, well, just do it.

4. “Accidentally” licks anus

I bet you know damn well why word accidentally is in the quotation marks. To cut a long story short, for some reason, dudes want ass, and that’s is pretty much it.

5. Your period starts

If you are about to get a period, well, tell your partner about it so he or she does not shit their pants later on. Keep the lights out and they will think you got like super wet down under. Am I a bit too nasty?

6. Hair gets stuck in teeth

Just like with men, it is a common practice that some hair gets stuck in teeth while munching hairy pussy. Not very palatable, I know. How to sort things out? It is very simple – shave.

7. He goes too fast

Sure, there are some women out there who like things fast but they are rarer than diamonds. With that in mind, take your time, go slow and enjoy every lick like it would be your very last.

8. Using teeth

Just like with going too fast, babes who like teeth on their pussy do exist but are rarer than hens’ teeth. Friendly advice: just do not use the damn teeth!

9. Changing spots too frequently

You know, after several minutes of going down on you, he finally finds that perfect move. You enjoy the sensual pleasure it gives you. And then he switches things up. And again. You soon realize that he is a bit out of control. Guys and gals, she will let you know when you are doing the right things – just stick to it!

10. Blowing pussy like a balloon

One thing you must absolutely never do is to blow pussy like a balloon. You know what is even worse? If he starts whistling!

11. Finishing too soon

She will invite you to stick your penis inside of her when she will be ready. Do not rush it, there is no point in it.

12. Smelly pussy

I will say only this: DO NOT FORGET TO CLEAN YOURSELF.

1 Comment

  1. rokr says:

    Did anything unpleasant happen to you during eating her out?

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