More than fifteen years ago when I was a brand new sex blogger, I got in a hilarious blog argument about double penetration.
(Let me digress. For you youngsters: a “blog argument” predates modern social media. People would argue back and forth between their blogs, posting public remarks about what the other person posted the day before. Imagine sending messages back and forth by raven between kingdoms in Game Of Thrones, if it helps you; that’s about how fast and interactive it was.)
The argument fifteen years ago was basically me educating a modern professional woman about double penetration porn, or “DP” as it was often shorthanded in the industry. Email spam was big in those days, and she’d get porn spam, screaming about “free DP” if she would just “click here”. She never clicked, but she thought it meant she would see two dicks jammed in one hole, and — innocent that she was — she thought that was impossible.
Obviously, it is not impossible:
So the first part of our “argument” was me disabusing her — with permission aforehand, she being curious and willing to be disabused — of her misconceptions. Obviously, I used porn samples.
But then I had to explain to her that while “double penetration” was indeed ambiguous, the most likely and most frequent way she’d see the term in use was referencing two guys fucking one girl in her ass and in her pussy at the same time:
Her response was a sort of sputtering disbelief. She still basically thought it was impossible. Where did the bodies all go to make everything fit?
We continued her education with words and pictures. One very nice thing about a blog discussion is that I didn’t have to do anything creepy, like send her any of this porn; I could just post it or link it on my own blog, and talk about it. Totally up to her if she wanted to come see it, or continue the conversation.
I have access to a much better library of porn reference samples today than I did back then. I wish I’d had something like this matched set of photos, showing two different cheerful young ladies putting the same pair of flexible and athletic young men through their paces:
And, too, it’s my recollection that back then, a lot more of the porn on my hard drive was of the lackluster variety where, as to use the catchphrase I described in my last post, the performers do not appear to “like it up ’em”. I’m a lot fussier now, a lot pickier about the porn I save and share. Plus, I have a much bigger hard drive these days!
That gives me the privilege of being able to pick samples for you of performers who mostly seem quite enthusiastic about their double penetration porn feats. I much prefer it that way!
Of course, time marches on. These days, double penetration of the sort shown here is standard as part of any “gangbang” shoot, and the “stunt” penetration shoots are wedging three cocks in just about any hole you please without breaking much of a sweat. Isn’t progress glorious?