June 14, 2018

The Spanish Fly Is A Lie

For as long as medicine men, shamans, wizards, hedge witches, potion sellers, alchemists, patent medicine salesmen, and those dodgy advertisements in the back of grungy comic books have been around, the dream of a pill or a powder or a potion you could give a lady to induce wild lust […]
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May 29, 2018
two women give a blowjob

Two Mouths On A Cock

In the trenches of World War One, a hundred years ago, there developed a well-founded taboo and deadly superstition. Never, the men came to believe in their bones, should you light three cigarettes from the same match. To do so was all too likely to be fatal. One on a […]
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May 15, 2018
from cover of color climax anal sex number 42

It’s All About The Buttsex

In a modern sexually-busy relationship between a young man and woman, we hear, anal sex is almost as likely to be on the menu as blowjobs and pussy licking. To be precise, I’m talking about his dick in her ass; the other way around (with her using a silicone dick) […]
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April 26, 2018
food fight orgy scene from the movie French Blue

Wet And Messy Splosh Porn

For almost as long as people have been getting naked for porn’s cameras, there has been splosh porn. Sometimes it’s called “wet and messy.” Mud wrestling, pudding wrestling, jello wrestling, cake sitting, pies to the face — these are all part of it. Fetish purists draw distinctions between them all. […]
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April 17, 2018
communist vision of automated space exploration

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism And Porn

Socially progressive Internet leftists joke that their dream of future Utopia is “fully automated luxury gay space communism.” This meme (do you know it?) starts with Karl Marx’s claim that automation will eventually emancipate most human labor by making it unnecessary. Universal basic income, full acceptance of progressive ideas about […]
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