August 15, 2018
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Love Time: Worst Porn Ever

Eureka! I have found it. In my vintage porn archives, I found the worst porn magazine ever printed. There are many candidates. You might fairly disagree with my choice. But first you must gaze with me upon this crime against pornography. Come, wallow with me in its terribleness. Cringe with […]
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July 31, 2018

G-String Geisha: Pussy Contest!

Today’s post is about G-String Geisha. This is a Japanese soft-porn movie so obscure… You scoff. “Obscure? But Google knows everything!” I can hear you saying. And perhaps Google Japan, in Japanese, has all the details about this movie. I don’t speak Japanese, and I can’t type it into a […]
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July 12, 2018
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Stinging Stormy: Stupid Petty Revenge

What happens when a woman — a porn star, a stripper, a “whore” — embarrasses a man she once fucked? A powerful man? A powerful white man? A powerful rich white man, a Republican man, the President of the freakin’ United States? I’ll tell you what happens. You gotta punish […]
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June 29, 2018

Ride My Rocket

As I write this post it’s about a week away from the big patriotic holiday in the United States. For my international readers, it’s the one where we do our big celebration with parades and fireworks and lots of flag waving. Drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of […]
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June 14, 2018

The Spanish Fly Is A Lie

For as long as medicine men, shamans, wizards, hedge witches, potion sellers, alchemists, patent medicine salesmen, and those dodgy advertisements in the back of grungy comic books have been around, the dream of a pill or a powder or a potion you could give a lady to induce wild lust […]
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