December 12, 2018
she lit up her ass like a christmas tree

Porn At Christmas

Do you still believe in Santa Claus? Are you still young enough to get excited about presents? Then you probably shouldn’t be reading this, sonny! Go back to bed! In this run-up to the Christmas season, I often reflect that the older we get, the less exciting Christmas becomes. Gifts, […]
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November 30, 2018
victorious vikings carry naked women ashore

Viking Porn Invasion!

Twelve hundred years ago, Vikings exploded out of Scandinavia and began scouring the rivers and coasts of Europe with an orgy of looting, kidnap, rape, and murder. (Not necessarily in that order, as the ancient joke goes. Wanna bet the joke itself is 1,000 years old?) The Viking party, and […]
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November 15, 2018
prepared for oven roasting and cheerfully ready to be popped in

A Pornographic Feast

As I write this post, the USA holiday of Thanksgiving is fast approaching. To a few small factions of my countrymen it’s an origin myth and a religious remembrance. To the rest, it’s a day off. A chance to get together with family. And most of all, the opportunity to […]
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October 30, 2018
Candy Samples and Uschi Digart

Candy Samples And Uschi Digard

Meet Candy Samples and Uschi Digard: two of the most legendary big-titted porn stars of the 1970s. In 1978, some intelligent fellow at Parliament Publications got the bright idea of having them do a soft lesbian makeout, to fill the pages of a 48-page porn magazine. By modern standards, Candy […]
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October 10, 2018
dirty buggers 8mm porn loops and anal header graphic

8mm Porn Loops And Anal

It is widely understood in these modern times that inviting somebody over to “watch Netflix and chill” is an invitation for sex. And by “widely understood” I mean there’s a Know Your Meme entry for it. But long before Netflix, long before DVDs, hell, long before even VCRs made it […]
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