February 7, 2018
stormy daniels with donald trump

Sex With Donald Trump: Stormy Daniels Tells All

Don’t pity Stormy Daniels, even if she did have to touch Donald Trump’s penis. As her full interview from 2011 with InTouch magazine makes clear, she had her reasons for fucking The Donald, and they weren’t about sexual fulfillment. As near as we can tell from the interview, her reasons […]
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January 24, 2018
box cover art for VHS video of 1983 The Babysitter cleaned up version

50 Years Of Babysitter Porn

The babysitter is an iconic figure in porn: she is taboo, available, horny, and sweet. Edgy and careful pornographers love to play games with the ambiguity of her youthfulness: is she a high school girl, really too young and therefore a little taboo, perhaps a curious virgin? Or is she […]
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January 12, 2018
How I Tried Love With Another Woman

Lesbian Soft Porn For Real Men: 1967

There was a time, dear reader, when “lesbian porn” didn’t really exist — not like you’re thinking. Not porn made for lesbians, not porn featuring lesbians, not even porn featuring two straight women having gay sex and pretending to be lesbians. If you did find something close to this last, […]
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December 28, 2017

Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

The image above is a vintage German New Year’s greeting postcard, at least 100 years old. According to Spanking Blog, where I found this, the German text indicates she has a “hateful tongue” so her husband feels like he is running a “spank home for gossip addicts.” But it’s OK […]
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December 20, 2017

Television Sex: High Class Pornography

You know that cheesy porn trope about ordering pizza, or calling a plumber, and then having sex with the person that comes to the door to bring your pizza or to fix your pipes? It’s cheesy because it’s been around forever, it’s cheesy because it’s the ultimate no-strings casual sex […]
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