June 18, 2019
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Double Penetration: Double Your Fun!

More than fifteen years ago when I was a brand new sex blogger, I got in a hilarious blog argument about double penetration. (Let me digress. For you youngsters: a “blog argument” predates modern social media. People would argue back and forth between their blogs, posting public remarks about what […]
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June 4, 2019
If anyone squirts you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also...

Jizz: When They Don’t Like It On ‘Em

A character in the 1970s British sitcom Dad’s Army was fond of saying “They don’t like it up ’em!” He meant that the enemy greatly disliked being stabbed with bayonets. But the catchphrase applies to vintage porn stars. A long running Tumblr blog featured vintage anal porn and used that […]
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May 16, 2019
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When Safe Sex Meant “Wear Your Helmet”

I am not quite old enough to have experienced the sexual revolution or the hippie era of so-called “free love” that flourished before the mortal fear of AIDS made everybody pair up and put on a condom. But I’m just old enough that all the porn and sexual literature of […]
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April 25, 2019
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Spin The Bottle For An Orgy!

Do youngsters these days still play Spin The Bottle? Do horny college kids, full of fresh sex hormones, still use the spinning bottle as an excuse for group make-out parties? Just in case some reader does not know the game: if the neck of the bottle stops, pointing at you, […]
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April 17, 2019
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Once Upon A Time, Pussies Had Hair

Did you know that once upon a time, pussies had hair on them? I’m mostly not talking about hair on the pussies that you, personally, get to fuck. Even if you’re a youngster, it’s possible you might be seeing natural pubic hair “in the wild” in 2019. Genuine unshaven pussies […]
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