February 27, 2019
A few nights ago, the movie industry in Hollywood held its annual Oscars award ceremony. This year the Academy couldn’t find a presenter who didn’t have a controversial Twitter history. And nobody else wanted the job. So they just went with bland and anonymous disembodied announcement voices from the sky. […]
Read MoreFebruary 19, 2019
Some months ago I wrote here on VPornBlog about centuries of rapacious Viking invasions. The Vikings, I claim, scarred the European sexual imagination so badly that the marks can still be seen in modern pornography. Today it’s my aim to suggest that down south and east, similar centuries of traumatic […]
Read MoreJanuary 31, 2019
Between 1965 and 1975 a man named Michael Hubert Kenyon became infamous around the United States. The special crime that made him notorious? He liked to invade campus apartments and college dormitories to tie up female students at gunpoint. Once he had them in bondage, he’d administer enemas to them, […]
Read MoreJanuary 15, 2019
Let me show you my favorite porn photo of all time. In it, the actress beams a thousand watt smile. She’s getting righteously fucked and she’s delighted! She looks like somebody just gave her the cutest puppy on the face of the earth: This favorite photo of mine comes from […]
Read MoreJanuary 1, 2019
Well, friends, what a 2018 it has been! And as we celebrate the turn of 2019 with champagne and more champagne, the question arises: what to do with the bottles? I can’t prove it, but I speculate that ever since the French invented sparkling wine in heavy bottles with wired-down […]
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