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January 31, 2019
vintage comic illustration of a man shooting out an upper floor window as an enema ends badly

Under Pressure: Enema Porn

Between 1965 and 1975 a man named Michael Hubert Kenyon became infamous around the United States. The special crime that made him notorious? He liked to invade campus apartments and college dormitories to tie up female students at gunpoint. Once he had them in bondage, he’d administer enemas to them, […]
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November 30, 2018
victorious vikings carry naked women ashore

Viking Porn Invasion!

Twelve hundred years ago, Vikings exploded out of Scandinavia and began scouring the rivers and coasts of Europe with an orgy of looting, kidnap, rape, and murder. (Not necessarily in that order, as the ancient joke goes. Wanna bet the joke itself is 1,000 years old?) The Viking party, and […]
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April 26, 2018
food fight orgy scene from the movie French Blue

Wet And Messy Splosh Porn

For almost as long as people have been getting naked for porn’s cameras, there has been splosh porn. Sometimes it’s called “wet and messy.” Mud wrestling, pudding wrestling, jello wrestling, cake sitting, pies to the face — these are all part of it. Fetish purists draw distinctions between them all. […]
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January 24, 2018
box cover art for VHS video of 1983 The Babysitter cleaned up version

50 Years Of Babysitter Porn

The babysitter is an iconic figure in porn: she is taboo, available, horny, and sweet. Edgy and careful pornographers love to play games with the ambiguity of her youthfulness: is she a high school girl, really too young and therefore a little taboo, perhaps a curious virgin? Or is she […]
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September 26, 2017
Color Climax porn magazine front and back covers from Denmark, 1974

Porn From Many Nations

Greetings, fellow porn lovers! Those of us who have been buying, viewing, collecting, and enjoying pornography since before the invention of the internet or even (gulp) since before the invention of the home video-cassette-tape viewing machine will have long since noticed that not all countries are created equal when it […]
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