September 30, 2018
At least once before here at the Vporn blog I’ve shared vintage porn where the blowjobs are arguably somewhat… weak. Substandard. Half-hearted. Use whatever term you want! I’m talking about models and porn performers who just sort of kiss at a cock, or lick about at the tip of it. […]
Read MoreSeptember 12, 2018
What does balloon porn mean to you? If you’re really old, you might hear “balloon porn” and think of the old burlesque routine from the days of vaudeville, where a pretty girl came out on stage wearing pretty much nothing but a bunch of balloons, as in the picture above. […]
Read MoreAugust 31, 2018
This post is written in honor of the upcoming Labor Day holiday in the United States. Here we fear socialism and communism too much to honor organized labor when the rest of the world does. Pretty much everyone else celebrates labor solidarity on International Workers Day on May 1, but […]
Read MoreAugust 15, 2018
Eureka! I have found it. In my vintage porn archives, I found the worst porn magazine ever printed. There are many candidates. You might fairly disagree with my choice. But first you must gaze with me upon this crime against pornography. Come, wallow with me in its terribleness. Cringe with […]
Read MoreJuly 31, 2018
Today’s post is about G-String Geisha. This is a Japanese soft-porn movie so obscure… You scoff. “Obscure? But Google knows everything!” I can hear you saying. And perhaps Google Japan, in Japanese, has all the details about this movie. I don’t speak Japanese, and I can’t type it into a […]
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