December 12, 2018
Do you still believe in Santa Claus? Are you still young enough to get excited about presents? Then you probably shouldn’t be reading this, sonny! Go back to bed! In this run-up to the Christmas season, I often reflect that the older we get, the less exciting Christmas becomes. Gifts, […]
Read MoreNovember 30, 2018
Twelve hundred years ago, Vikings exploded out of Scandinavia and began scouring the rivers and coasts of Europe with an orgy of looting, kidnap, rape, and murder. (Not necessarily in that order, as the ancient joke goes. Wanna bet the joke itself is 1,000 years old?) The Viking party, and […]
Read MoreNovember 15, 2018
As I write this post, the USA holiday of Thanksgiving is fast approaching. To a few small factions of my countrymen it’s an origin myth and a religious remembrance. To the rest, it’s a day off. A chance to get together with family. And most of all, the opportunity to […]
Read MoreOctober 30, 2018
Meet Candy Samples and Uschi Digard: two of the most legendary big-titted porn stars of the 1970s. In 1978, some intelligent fellow at Parliament Publications got the bright idea of having them do a soft lesbian makeout, to fill the pages of a 48-page porn magazine. By modern standards, Candy […]
Read MoreOctober 10, 2018
It is widely understood in these modern times that inviting somebody over to “watch Netflix and chill” is an invitation for sex. And by “widely understood” I mean there’s a Know Your Meme entry for it. But long before Netflix, long before DVDs, hell, long before even VCRs made it […]
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