Spin The Bottle For An Orgy!
Do youngsters these days still play Spin The Bottle? Do horny college kids, full of fresh sex hormones, still use the spinning bottle as an excuse for group make-out parties? Just in case some reader does not know the game: if the neck of the bottle stops, pointing at you, then by the power of peer pressure, you are compelled! It suddenly becomes your fate to remove an important item of clothing, or to do something sexually significant with somebody else in the circle, while everybody else watches and hoots.
Then it’s your turn to spin the bottle next. It’s now your turn to make embarrassing sexual demands on the next person the spinning bottle chooses. And so the game continues, until everybody is too drunk, or until too many people have paired off, and nobody is spinning the bottle any more.
I don’t know if that sort of thing still happens. Back before we had internet porn and dating apps, though? Back then, it sure used to! But I never did hear that a game of Spin The Bottle broke down into an outright orgy. Hell, I never even saw a game with genuine full-on sexual intercourse, at least not in public. (People did sometimes sneak off into bedrooms. Or we would lock some shy couple into a closet until they could manage to complete a dare.) Really, if you were mature enough to have an orgy, you didn’t really need to play Spin The Bottle. On the other hand…
If you’re having an orgy anyway in order to shoot photos for a magazine (or so the makers of the Color Climax porn magazine Bottle Party must have reasoned) why not give the orgy a Spin The Bottle theme? Forget all the silly dares and turns and sexual forfeits that a genuine game of Spin The Bottle usually has. Screw all that! After every spin of the bottle, just have your people move to a different orgy position, and take another photo!
I tell you, this is 1970s Copenhagen porn genius!
I feel compelled, however, to complain about one aspect of this orgy. It feels very lopsided to me, in a very specific way. Do you notice anything unfair about this photograph?
Why, yes, that is rather a lot of simultaneous dick sucking, isn’t it? It’s almost patriarchal, you might say, how thoroughly all the dick is getting sucked at this orgy!
Are there any comparable photos where all of the pussies of all of the female models are getting such careful attention? Ha! You know the answer. I checked the whole magazine, just to be sure. The photos shown here are as good as the cunnilingus gets. There’s never more than one licked pussy, maximum, per photo. And that one, usually, is getting just a careful tongue tip, barely flicking around the edge somewhere. This is emphatically not an orgy where the oral sex is equal-opportunity!
I suppose that’s a porn orgy for you. I can’t claim our games of Spin The Bottle, back when I was a sprout, demonstrated perfect equality of the sexes either. But they were a lot more sexually-egalitarian than this!
At the end of the day, though, you can’t beat Danish porn for lining up some nice sexual spectacles. Where else are you going to find six people sucking each other off on one reindeer skin?
