A Tit Job Or A Titty Fuck?

I’ve been a porn collector for about forty years. For about the last twenty, I’ve also been writing about porn on the internet. One thing that happens over time scales like that is that intractable problems in porn nomenclature start to gnaw at you. Yes, porn has semantics — and like sex itself, porn semantics can get messy!

Today’s gnarly nomenclature problem has to do with titty fucking, aka “a tit job” or “a tits job.” Tit jobs are an alternative sexual practice, though hardly a rare one. Known to the ancients as coitus intra mammas, modern dry-as-dust clinicians (and thus, Wikipedia) call it “mammary intercourse.” (No actual humans call it this.)

I don’t have any data on the actual popularity of titty fucking in 2019. I know that “back in the day” before easy birth control, it was on the spectrum of alternative sex acts (somewhere between handjobs and anal sex) for people worried about pregnancy. Especially popular, perhaps, as a form of “extreme making out” for respectable young people with plenty of privacy but no inclination to “do it” or “go all the way.” (Typing those things makes me feel old…)

Depending on a bunch of factors like dick length, breast size, and the flexibility of the woman involved, it’s sometimes possible (at least in theory) to combine a tits job with oral sex. It’s always possible (and indeed, likely) for the lady to get a sticky face as the reward for her trouble. In other words, plain old good dirty sticky fun! (Be prepared to apologize, though, if she wasn’t expecting quite so much loft and volume…)

But I’m here to grapple with the problem of what to call all this sticky fun. At one time, most of the coitus intra mammas one saw in porn magazines got called a “tit job” or sometimes a “tits job.” This makes some sense. As with a “hand job” or a “blow job”, this is a sex act that’s a bit of extra work for the woman. But when plastic surgery to alter breasts is colloquially a “boob job”, there’s room for unwelcome confusion. There’s a big difference between getting a sticky face versus getting a big bill from a plastic surgeon!

Once the internet came along, the problem only got worse. You want a keyword you can type into Google that’s not going to return something… unexpected. I can’t prove it, but I think the term “titty fucking” got a lot more popular when these searches started going wrong. Sure, any phrase with the term “titty” in it risks sounding juvenile, but at least the search engines aren’t in any doubt about what you want.

How does this all shake out? Well, an unscientific survey of of a very large porn sample (the videos at vPorn) suggests that the semantic winner is “titty fucking.” I found only about 50 videos using the search term “tit job”. The term “titty fucking” turns up nearly three times as many: 120 videos. Armed with this knowledge, you now have the tools to find all the best coitus intra mammas porn.