Pussy Always Wins
In my last post here at the VPornBlog I made two points about sex robots:
- They don’t exist yet, not even in the most primitive form; and
- The first ones we do see are likely to be terrifying dick-forward military rape machines, so don’t you go cheering for them to show up any time soon!
In this post, I want to share some of my notions about the more traditional idea of the sex robot: the animatronic woman, the sex doll with a highly functioning electronic brain, the mechanical woman with just enough agency to fuck you skillfully, who somehow never has enough independence to refuse you.
In short: she’s not gonna be popular. Real women will fuck her into the ground. Pussy always wins.
I’m not disrespecting her mechanical pussy parts. Or whatever other fixtures she comes equipped to fuck with. Have you seen the clever sex toys they make now? Sure, real pussy feels real good, but so does the best high-end mechanical equivalent these days. It’s not the same, but it’s not precisely inferior, either.
No, the problem with our sex robot is that anything she can do, a real live woman can and will do better. Real women will crush sex robots, utterly, with the power of living pussy.
Let’s pause to consider: what’s the source of demand for sex robots? Who wants them?
Be brutally honest. “Who wants them” is mostly men who can’t easily get access to consenting women. These guys don’t know how to ask nicely, they get told “no.” They’re ugly or smelly or have bad social skills. They’re just too young and inexperienced at seduction. So these men imagine: “Wouldn’t it be nice if I had a sexy mechanical woman who had to fuck me, whenever and however I want? Who can’t tell me no?”
Maybe it would be nice, in theory. But a sex robot like that, she’s not gonna be cheap. And she’s not the sort of thing that people are going to sell you on credit, because the market for repossessed used sex robots is going to be kind of limp. Who buys a used sex robot?
Nope, you’ve got to get your shit together. Get a job that pays pretty good. Get some private living space with a big bed. Save up enough for the sex robot. Now you’re doing pretty good: unlimited robot sex at last!
But here’s the thing: guys who have their shit together? Who have a job? And an apartment with a big bed? They are a lot more sexually attractive, to a much larger pool of women, than the lonely wankers who make this sort of plan in the first place. You’ll find that a bunch of your market for sex robots — a bunch of your potential buyers — got harvested and fucked by lonely women, somewhere along the way to the sex robot showroom.
Are there maybe still a few hard-core unmatchable unfuckable wankers out there who’ll buy sex robots? Maybe. But the even the worst Shrek can find his ogre queen these days, with a little help from internet dating. And real live pussy still beats the robot variety every time!
Here’s why: sex is about mutual pleasure. If it’s not, it’s masturbation. And the finest sex robots we can currently imagine with our present technology will not be self-aware. No matter how good the robot makes us feel, we can’t hope to make the robot feel good. We can’t make the robot feel anything at all, no matter how well the robot is programmed to fake it. Which means the sex won’t be as good. In fact, it won’t even be sex!
And that, my friends, is why human pussy wins against sex robots every time.
